I want to see what it looked like in his head.

Crazy Christians week?

Is this his complicated PUA tactic?

So no matter what you're doing, if you say "hallelujah" and "glory" enough, Jesus likes it?

is it christianmingle.com?

Seriously check out this guy's channel. It's literally just dozens of videos like this.

I'm assuming this was in lieu of a tip?

Christians on X.

James Squall's less talented brother?

i think i like this more than what i usually saw the regular christian crazies do, which was pretending to be an oscillating fan with their hands up and eyes closed.

How long did she wait?

"Excuse me waitress? No my Pepsi is just fine, what I wanted was to give you a link to my Youtube channel, I'm trying to become the next viral video sensation and spread the word of God in a fun and silly way. Have you accepted the Lord as your own personal savior? Why, a pretty girl like you will be facing lots of temptation in your lifetime and we wouldn't want you to be damned to burn in hell for all eternity. That would do a number on your pretty hairdo!!"

"huff huff huff. Life has meaning now, right? CAN LIFE PLEASE HAVE MEANING!?!"

Nobody that wears t-bar glasses in this day and age can be considered sane.