I sincerely appreciate that the camera tried. It really tried. A most auspicious camera.

That technique was hilariously inept.

The draw was alright, until the overshoot and wobbling.

The overhead was entirely sloppy.

The blood flick at the end was so limp-wristed and weak.

And the resheathing was clumsy.

Then he grunts.

So... five stars for PUT SOME FUCKING UNDERWEAR ON.

HappieCabbie?

If this was made with self awareness, it's one of the more respectable katana videos I've seen.

I don't think it was though.

I used to know a guy who was a lot like this. He was a hell of a guy, to know the truth. He had a serious disability and couldn't move. Food was one of his only pleasures, so he got fat. He had a bunch of books on military history and antique weapons, real and replica. He died on Halloween 2011 from a blood borne infection from an ulcerated leg. It was the same thing Henry VIII died from, and I think he would have appreciated that. I miss him.

Father of FatSwordsman?

The blurring means he's about to wake up and realize he's really a failed actress named Diane.

how can this not get a 5? what this site was made for

Holy shit a video infinitezest didn't post in!

the act of using the thumb to guide the blade back into the scabbard is really starting to annoy me. fucking MIFUNE made that shit up you fools! YOU FOOLS

at some point in high school (took japanese as foreign language credit for all 4 years, only because i was tired of spanish and too young to realize how much cooler latin would have been) i had to seriously rethink my attitude towards aping japanese culture, half because of the insufferable weeaboos that began to infest the culture of my school and half because i had a vision that i would end up like this guy.