TeenerTot - 2015-03-12
Let's see...a granola bar, an antler, and a flashlight...what would MacGuyver do?
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misterbuns - 2015-03-12
omg that girl sounds so sexy and awkward literally the best writing ever im so glad i get to listen to that the whole game smh tbt ffs
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godot - 2015-03-12 Only 'til you pay a visit to assist with crosswords.
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chumbucket - 2015-03-12
RB - severely admonish campers
LB - call in airstrike
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Binro the Heretic - 2015-03-12
I will so play the fuck out of this game.
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EvilHomer - 2015-03-12 It might wind up going Friday 13th. I'd be interested to see whether the game takes a turn for the grimdark (Murderous BEARS. Serial killer IN FORBIDDEN CAVE. Park Ranger WAS TYPEWRITER-FLINGING TYLER DURDEN ALL ALONG.) or if it just sticks with this tone all throughout.
I think I'd be happiest if they gave you a moral choice feature, letting you play as a responsible park ranger, or as a teen-murdering drunken maniac.
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EvilHomer - 2015-03-12 Like, maybe it's possible to sneak up on the teens from behind that rock, then shoot a few fireworks into their skulls at point blank range, saying a Freddy Kruegeresque quip as you did it?
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EvilHomer - 2015-03-12 Or maybe there's a dramatic twist later on, where you walk up to a mirror and discover that your character is really a hyper-intelligent, shaved bear?
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spikestoyiu - 2015-03-13 There's a Friday the 13th game in development. The concept sounds similar to Evolve. I remain cautiously optimistic.
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Raggamuffin - 2015-03-12
Kind-of-depressed-guy simulator?
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Binro the Heretic - 2015-03-12 I'm hoping it ends up being more like "Viscera Cleanup Detail".
You know, a lot of little mindless tasks I can do while I let my mind wander.
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OxygenThief - 2015-03-13 I think the voice is Rich Somner.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2015-03-15 Yeah, I thought "Harry Crane" immediately, and I don't even watch much Mad Men
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Gmork - 2015-03-12
Nope.
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Meerkat - 2015-03-12
This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen.
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misterbuns - 2015-03-12
this looks like a western flirting simulator not sure how to rate this
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sasazuka - 2015-03-12
It's like someone made a game out of those radio Smokey the Bear PSA's with Patrick Warburton as the park ranger.
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bopeton - 2015-03-12
Another walking simulator?
I might try it if it's like I guess.
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Nominal - 2015-03-13
The twist is that it's the mother from Gone Home and the guy she had the affair with.
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Mister Yuck - 2015-03-13
It's a game about going outside? Just go outside!
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Mister Yuck - 2015-03-13 I mean, not that I'm going to or anything.
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EvilHomer - 2015-03-13 Outside is cold and tiring and you can't turn it off the instant you get bored.
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