|Simillion - 2015-03-19 |
|infinite zest - 2015-03-19 |
, FEDSMOKERS GUILD TO GETTING HOT BABES TO LOVE YOU FOREVER BOTH WILL BE READY FOR ALL YOU RETARDS THAT NEVER GET LAID WILL BE READY SOON, A GIFT I GIVE TO ALL, I COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE PAIN OF NEVER FEELING A WOMAN'S TOUCH, OR TO TOUCH THE BODY OF WHAT ALL DESIRE, SOME PEOPLE NEVER EVEN GET TOUCHED BY NONE EVER, MY BOOKS WILL BE YOUR GUILD TO A BETTER YOU, A WARRIOR GOD THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE LAND, SEND ME TWENTY BUCKS FOR YOUR GUILD TO NOT ONLY FINDING NICE GIRLS, BUT THEM COMING UP TO YOU WITHOUT DRUGS, OR MONEY, JUST BEING YOU WITH MY INSTRUCTIONS YOU CAN BE ME YOU SORRY ASS PUKES OF THE WORLD. FEDSMOKER CONALD PETERSEN, 17 GRACE ST. COUNCIL BLUFFS IOWA 51503 I REALLY DO FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE THAT NEVER GET WHAT THEY DESIRE, I'LL ADMIT SOME PEOPLE WILL NEVER GET IT RIGHT, IT'S LIKE MAKING A PERFECT PAINTING, THERE ARE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF FUN IN THIS WORLD, GETTING LAID BY GREAT LADIES HAPPENS TO BE MY GIFT I'D LOVE TO SHARE FOR FREE, MAKE NO MISTAKE YOU WON'T WIN EVERY TIME, BUT YOU WILL WIN, IF YOU DON'T WIN, WELL YOUR RETARDED FOR REAL. I SEE THE MANY THAT NEVER HAVE FUN, I FEEL A SENSE OF GUILT OR SADNESS FOR THEM. FEDSMOKER I'LL BE VERY UPSET WITH ALL THAT READ MY BOOK HAVE THEIR FUN AND DON'T END YOUR DATES AT LEAST ONCE WITHOUT LIGHTING YOUR DATES UP WITH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS WHEN YOUR DONE. YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SO MUCH FUN IN YOUR LIFE.
Fedsmoker is the guy that all those PUA gurus think that they are.
I actually dated a girl who this girl reminds me of, and was also from the Midwest. She was 34 and her son was 18, so do the math, and the kid was the result of rape. The son has pretty much excommunicated his own mom, and probably still lives in Indiana. It sucks of me to say this, but I really don't know how much of the sexual assault stories and growing up impoverished were actually true: she had a really nice car, one of which got totalled, and immediately a new car. Brand new iPhone (at the time), macbook, etc. and she didn't have a job. She was addicted to Xanax and heroin, two drugs I haven't really done. One night she all of a sudden freaked out and left the bar and I tried to follow her and she yelled at the top of her lungs that a stranger (me) was trying to follow her. And this was like my local bar and my friends. She claimed the next day that she walked to a suburb of Portland and a guy tried to give her a ride back to my place and made a pass at her so she jumped out of the car.. that was a lie. She was asleep in my bed the whole time and must've assumed that I stayed out.
I dunno.. that stuff's none of my business. I just wanted her to be happy. But it wasn't that her son was missing, it was probably the fact that he was old enough to make his own decisions with a mom who was fucked up enough to not really be a mom. Again, none of my business. But she'd talk about him this way a lot. A couple days later we were just sitting out on the porch and she's talking about her son and I said that it'd be cool if we ever ran into eachother in a few years and we could get some beers and she freaked out and threw a coffee cup at me, yelling "don't talk about my son like you know him!" Jesus H.. I dunno. I guess I'm happy that Fedsmoker's got a girl, but be careful dude!
Randy Bill was the guy who tried to rape her.
You're a master of the obvious, my friend.
I mean, who is he besides the alleged rape claim.
If we lived in a sane era, Herk would be considered a wandering Saint.
Probably just some mutual acquaintance, like John X..
|Aelric - 2015-03-19 |
Well, that was profoundly disturbing.
|ShiftlessRastus - 2015-03-19 |
When it comes to auteur white-trash cinema, Fedsmoker is the Motzart to Harmony Korine's Salieri.
| Register or login To Post a Comment|