Shades of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eurlpk3trA8
"Got to stop masturbating, makes me too lazy.
Stop it Albert. Stop it."
There was a guy in my home town who moved like this, but he had a much larger mustache. He also collected and wore plastic bags on his hands and feet. Rumor was he was one of the heirs to Revlon and that was why he was able to live on his own and own a car.
I have a feeling Nietzsche would have been right at home on the internet.
(this is dumb though)
I had an idea a while back about making a philosophy book mostly aimed at teens (or anyone in the twitter generation I suppose) with various twitter tweets from famous philosophers.. example:
@TherealWittgenstein: I SEE THAT SLAB LIKE DO U SEE DEEZ NUTZ 8===D #tractatus2 #bertrandrussell
something like that, but I got bored.
IZ: Do you post as IZ on other forums?
Nope. Just here. My old username on poe-red and -news got compromised or something during the great purge of wheneverthathappened, so infinite_zest was just a drink that we had at a bar I worked at. And I liked the David Foster Wallace novel.
Here's the weird thing. Doing a google search for infinite zest, it's all alcohol related or vegan recipes. And I'm a fucking alcoholic vegan!
haha or if you go to the second page, some okcupid profile with that name, all the way across the country, who has the exact opposite taste in everything as I do, except for basic human rights things. Seriously, you put 6 things I can't do without Spongebob Squarepants 1-3 and Tim and Eric? Those are things we keep to ourselves! We'll never get laid!
There's another fakery related to Nietzsche, they tried to recreate his voice by DNA which in itself sounds questionable. I wonder why there's such an interest in him.
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