Everything I could have hoped for and more

He looks and sounds like an angry hamster.

about halfway through i noticed that his shirt collar was not an equal distance from his neck, and holy shit does that bother me

Good god, why would you ever upload this? Stars are for the his embarrassing inflection on the word sickness.

I like to think he did multiple takes, and this was the best one.

The second bridge section is the best.

Through the ears attached to his head, he sounds awesome. I had this same sort of delusion with my assumed talent for singing along with Pearl Jam songs, thinking I sounded exactly like Eddie Vedder for years...until I recorded myself. Since that recording, I've stopped.

ooo yummah mah nah

I nearly died of shame on his behalf.

I'm not really seeing what's so bad about this, personally. The original vocals are shit just like 99.9% of all this nu-metal/whatevercore bullshit that comprises most modern "metal", but they're run through software and shit to make them sound somewhat more well rounded.
So, this guy pretty much literally sounds like your average shit-metal band vocalist, he just isn't lucky enough to have a studio technician making him sound better.

So, in a sense, he's spot on.