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Tags:poem, 4chan, r9k, tendies
Submitted:Albuquerque Halsey
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Albuquerque Halsey - 2015-03-29
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
misterbuns - 2015-03-29
the pantheon of meds stage right
Old_Zircon - 2015-03-29
None of those are prescription bottles, but somehow the idea that he's taking that many supplements seems sadder to me.

Old_Zircon - 2015-03-29
Though this does have a distinct whiff of troll.

Old_Zircon - 2015-03-29
The proper term is "chuggets" I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
M-DEEM - 2015-03-29
You don't get to gas your mom because she forgot your chicken.
Gmork - 2015-03-29
This is every anime-obsessed person.
EvilHomer - 2015-03-30
No, Gmork, this is an r9k thing. This is every r9k poster.

Or at least, how every r9k poster sees every other r9k poster.

EvilHomer - 2015-03-30


Caminante Nocturno - 2015-03-29
He sounds like a grown-up Clarence.
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