What a cunt.

One time I yelled at the neighbour's kids because they were jumping their bikes over a pile of dirt behind my shed and my six foot fence out into the street and then when I told them oncoming traffic wouldn't see them jumping out from behind the fence and fucking stop doing that, the neighbour got mad and hasn't spoken to me since.

Needs a Grimace tag.

I don't like anyone in this video.

I made it six minutes. Those kids are mouthy little shits but that woman...

a) neighbourhood control freak
b) engaging little kids in an argument from a groundless stance
c) dressed like Bartman's Hallowe'en costume

You gotta be pretty stupid to get into a ten minute argument with elementary school kids and lose.

That's how you win a battle.
You don't leave.

What's up with barrel-assed middle-aged women? Exhibit A:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=136158

The tragedy of the commons.

The kids are all right.

Living in the suburbs ain't worth it.

Neighborhood control freak is right. I had one of these specimens living on the same street as I a few years back, a lumpy middle-aged woman who'd leave passive-aggressive messages with people over every single imperfection of their property - the sort of busybody neighbor who is ready to bitch and whine at somebody the instant a shingle falls off their roof, a discolored leaf rests comfortably on their lawn or their garage door is open for longer than thirty seconds.

She even called the police some times because these kids some houses down the street would be shooting hoops on a driveway at like 7pm during the summer and she thought they were dribbling the ball too loud, and for some reason it really seemed to offend her that these boys and girls would be playing ball early in the evening - like it was something unnatural and "disturbing the peace".

If Biff Tannen swapped genders, aged 50 years and became the gangstalker lady.

We all have to age, but we don't have to get old.

I generally hate baby boomers. For every wise old boomer with genuine life experience, there are one hundred cranky, miserable pieces of entitled shit. They go through life being a pain in the ass and ruining everything. Whenever I see a hit piece in the media about how lazy millenials supposedly are, I know it's a baby boomer deflecting attention from their greedy, selfish, annoying and generally retarded generation.

The Purple Shitbag is a perfect example of a baby boomer.

There was a similar lady in my neighborhood (although she was a few streets back, which was even more reason for her to not give a shit) who would harass my brother and I whenever we took our dirtbikes out into the woods. She would run outside with her camcorder, catch us on our way into the woods, and yell that she was going to send it to the police. She blamed us for "erosion". I hope she's dead.

I hate this cultural thing, now, of everyone policing everyone's children and the basic things that kids do is now a criminal activity. A friend of mine who lives near Portland recently had to do deal with this kind of shit where his kids were playing in a park while he was apparently on the other side of the street talking to someone and some person tried to call the cops on him for child abuse or some other bullshit.

I mean, people are having the cops called on them just for having kids playing in the backyard alone.

It takes a village!

Gramma's slipped out of the house again. I'll call you back.

The street belongs to everyone you joyless old shrew.

When you're in your 60's (or however old this cunt is) and 12 year olds are more mature than you, you have failed as a human being.

Heroic.