I douse it with holy water, then I cast consecrate on the couch, then I burn the brochure with alchemist's fire, then I cast remove curse on Ashens.

Then I sleep with one eye open.

I generally skip his loot crate videos because who cares about loot crates, but you've piqued my interest.

This is definitely a good one.

After watching: Oh wow. This is literally stuff too lame to give away at a convention. I take even the slight amount of benefit of the doubt I've been giving them back.

They started off okay, but their offerings seem to have gone downhill.

At this point you'd be way better off with the "gallon jug of the cheapest gumball machine toys imaginable for " deal they used to have in Archie McFee.

McPhee

Back in the early 90s when it was pretty much exclusively warehouse overstock and you could get NIB Dune action figures for like

from what i can gather (doing no research), it's an ingenious way for the chinese to export their garbage to other countries while getting paid in the process

Another genius marketer understanding that nerds spend crazy money on useless junk.

I was almost interested in them until I found out that they cost .37 each. Fuck you.

.37? Is that an old price? I just checked out the website and they're asking .95 (plus shipping) for each month.

They're blind bags for adult children with IT salaries.

Possibly an old price. I last looked into it like 6 months ago and decided, based solely on that stupidly nerd-pandering price, that I would never look again, so I haven't exactly kept up with it.

I haven't visited sa in years and I just found out why.