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Desc:Guess who has a new youtube channel.
Category:Crime, Horror
Tags:Easter, diabetes, gross, simply sara, chorclate
Submitted:Rosebeekee
Date:04/29/15
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Comment count is 47
baleen
She should start another channel where she's just dancing to all of her infomercial background music.
baleen
also that is fucking disgusting.

misterbuns
i like how the music in the background sounds like farting.

yogarfield
Try the Simply Sara Diet! Simply watch every time you feel hungry.


and why is there a roach in the intro?
gravelstudios
I believe that's supposed to be a firefly.

yogarfield
oh nevermind, they're delicious

The Mothership
She's still alive, yay! Also the freckles on her shoulders suggest that she leaves the house occasionally to sun herself, which is quite the mental picture.
jangbones
dangerous drinking game...count the labored breaths
Rosebeekee
And the mispronounced words.

urbanelf
... and then you add 7 quarts of mayonnaise.
Jet Bin Fever
This poor lady. I vividly remember her from years ago, and I'm sad that she still hasn't gotten her weight to a healthy level. Food is a problem for so many people.
Maggot Brain
As a skinny guy I'm always taken-back by people who lack the "'I'm full" feeling.

SolRo
I lack that at a proper or even near proper dietary level, but I have the other magical ability; self-control.

Hooker
I'm rarely hungry but often depressed or bored. Thankfully, much like how Sara is so fat she no longer has breasts, I'm often so depressed I can't even be bothered to go out and buy something bad for me and just don't eat altogether. Which is probably worse, but I'm not fat, so there you go.

kingarthur
I was so depressed I didn't eat.

Then some shit happened and they put me on an anti-psychotic and anti-depressants.

Now I have diabetes.

Thanks, pharmaceutical lobby.

Seriously though, I really do not know how my brain would function without the drugs. I have really, amazingly, crippling depression and anxiety to the point where I've had two trips to the state hospital as late as six years ago. I'd quit the drugs and stop being fat but I honestly do not know how I would maintain any kind of functionality without them.

baleen
Depression: The official state bird of poetv.

SolRo
Tell them you have ADD and get Adderall, it will kill your appetite completely and make you more motivated to be active.

Don't forget to drink water, as it's easy to get dehydrated when you don't feel hungry for days.

Hooker
Maybe this isn't the right place for a LJ, but I can borderline function in society and things are going pretty good for me (it's the best things have arguably ever gone for me, but I still spent five seconds or so debating if "pretty good" or "okay" was more appropriate), so I've been in no rush to make drastic changes. But when I fall into another mental canyon, I'm going to have the exact same problem: if the drugs don't fix the problems, I don't have any more options. That's even scarier, so I've avoided getting diagnosed or anything.

Now I have to make absolutely sure I've never posted my real name on e-mail address or anything on here.

Maggot Brain
This is why I like this place.

yogarfield
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

JET BIN FEVER
MAGGOT BRAIN
SOLRO
HOOKER
KINGARTHUR
BALEEN

Enjoy
I've started to gain weight because I'm middle aged and drink too many IPAs. I am not depressed but that's probably due to some level of psychosis.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Well then hop on board the Depress Express! Next stop, Pharmatown!

Jet Bin Fever
Wow, glad this has been so cathartic for you guys. I'm getting married in a little over a month and for a long while now life has been really good for me. I'm sorry that so many of you have had bouts of depression, and I wish you all well, sincerely.

Maggot Brain
Public joy is vulgar as it is. Happiness has no place in the angora.

Good luck to thou on your marriage. shitto-shitte

Jet Bin Fever
Yeah, not bragging. I had a lot of dark points myself when I was younger. I think anyone who is worth a damn has gone through quite a lot of shit in their lives. I'm just lucky to have made it out and found myself in a place where I'm content.

John Holmes Motherfucker
If you're not fat , and under 35, don't get too smug about it.

Rodents of Unusual Size
If this is any help, fish oil has been a good thing for my depression. I take about 4000 mg a day, also magnesium and running 4 or 5 times a week. When I run and take fish oil there is always a huge difference in my (general) mood or ability to cope with shit.

It has also come in handy in the wake of the end of my disastrous relationship with a meth addict.

TeenerTot
White "chocolate" over peanut butter is BLASPHEMY!
Callamon
What reagents do I need to banish a butter elemental?
TeenerTot
Lipitor.

Maggot Brain
*runs out of breath from taking*
Spaceman Africa
yesssss
Spaceman Africa
also I'd probably eat these

Hooker
Yeah, I can't lie. I'd try one and then probably eat a few more.

Oscar Wildcat
With real ingredients and a better understanding of marzipan, these things could be quite charming.

cognitivedissonance
HALLELUJAH! THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER HAS RETURNED! PREPARE THE PARTICULARLY, EXTRA-FATTED CALF!
Ugh
look a human rain drop
RedHood
She has diabetes already. She has to. Her skin is so bloated and flushed. She looks like she is holding a good 15lbs or water weight like some walking balloon creature. she doesn't even really look that old, I dunno maybe late 20's? Early 30's? Just fucking God bless.
Rodents of Unusual Size
That is pretty much my half sister right there. At 30 she could waddle. :( :( :(

spicediver
Look, I know its passť around here to say that all she needs is a party hat but FUCK ME, wouldn't it just complete the picture?
spikestoyiu
She looks like a fatter Peter Griffin.

I'd say "you know you're filming this for YouTube, so put on something a little nicer than a muumuu", but I don't think she has any other options.
chumbucket
She is of the popular camp that has decided to call "Reese's" as "Reesie".
Rodents of Unusual Size
I started to delete all sugar from my diet aside from fresh fruit a few months ago. Someone gave me some ice cream one day and I had just a spoonful and it made me ill. It's not the most natural thing for your body.

Also this woman is gonna die from a heart attack soon. :(
fluffy
Yeah I've been making my own ice cream for a while and I've been preferring it on the less-sugary side (50 grams of sugar per 400 grams of dairy, compared to commercial ice cream which is usually in the 90-100 range), and now whenever I eat commercially-produced ice cream I'm just like HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING SWEET.

But I'm also one of those weirdos who will eat 100% cacao and enjoy its complexity of flavor.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I've done that, too. I was surprised how much I liked cacao nibs.

Rosebeekee
Video was removed by user. SOMEONE can't handle people making mildly mean comments about them on a different website.
yogarfield
god damn it, anybody save it?

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