If I know anything about Chuck Norris, he must only warn about the shockwaves from his roundhouse kick to the government, which may cause pacemakers to malfunction but little else.
It's almost like you can't invent this shit, it has to come naturally from the retarded right wing in this country. Not only is the conspiracy that Obama will use the Marines to invade Texas and take guns (and bibles), but that unused tunnels beneath Wal Marts will somehow pave the way for a Chinese invasion of the US.