|Jet Bin Fever - 2015-05-17 |
Who the fuck even cares anymore? Ah who am I kidding, a lot of people do, or this wouldn't exist.
I have no reason why people still care. These things are all dumb and redundant. They're just trying to suck whatever money they can out of the superhero thing before it becomes passe.
|oddeye - 2015-05-17 |
Looks terrible even for being based on a medium comprised of little more than childish power fantasies
THANK YOU. Fascism, just like I've been saying all along.
At least Oddeye knows what he's talking about.
|namtar - 2015-05-17 |
Surprised, and at at the same time not surprised, they got Arthur Darvill to play Rip Hunter, Time Master.
If they were going to get Darvill, they might as well have gotten Matt Smith for the role and had him play it exactly the same as the 11th Doctor, just to fuck with people.
|Cena_mark - 2015-05-17 |
The Green Arrow is the worst Avenger. All he does is shoot arrows.
I never knew Ironman could shrink himself. I'd crawl into a girl's soaking wet panties and let her finger-mash me into her clit.
Fuck that's hot.
With a name like "Black Widow" you'd think she'd wear, you know, not head-to-toe white.
If I could shrink myself, I'd probably do it before meals. That way, I could eat comparatively tiny amounts of food, yet, for my size, it'd seem like I was having an extravagant feast. When I'm done, I would grow tall again. It'd be a great way to diet!
My favorite is the Hulkamaniac. I like how he gets his powers from prayer and vitamins.
|EvilHomer - 2015-05-17 |
Wow, thanks Future London Guy, for giving away the whole fucking plot.
Future guys are just plain annoying with their time travel plot holes and spoilers.
|Bort - 2015-05-17 |
I wish DC would just stick to the cartoons (though I have to admit, Arthur Darvill is about as likely to get me to watch as anything).
I just watched "Batman vs. Robin" and it was pretty good -- they grafted the "Court of Owls" and "Nobody" arcs from the start of the nu52 together. "Son of Batman", which seems to have immediately preceded it, was worth a watch as well.
|Xenocide - 2015-05-17 |
Did they hold an inter-office competition to determine the clunkiest possible title or something? You just know they wanted to use the name Justice League (or at least some lesser team like the Outsiders or something) for this show, and DC was all, "NO WE HAVE TO SAVE THAT TITLE FOR THAT BIG MOVIE ABORTION ZACH SNYDER'S BEEN COOKING UP."
Anyway, I sure can't wait for the first episode of DC's Characters Who Are Too Boring to Carry a Show On Their Own.
|Chocolate Jesus - 2015-05-17 |
just fuck you
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-17 |
I thought SuperGirl looked good, but it could just be the way the trailer is edited. This looks bad, but it could just be the way the trailer is edited. It's incredibly clunky. Everything everybody says is exposition. Hopefully, none of this dialogue is in the actual show.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-17 |
I'm from the future. This show isn't just a flop. It's a LEGENDARY flop.
One star, because FUCK YOU for releasing a trailer for something that's coming out next year, and isn't Star Wars. Stop trying to build advance buzz. Just make the fucking thing, and THEN sell it to us.
|StanleyPain - 2015-05-17 |
This looks like shit, but it's surprisingly upbeat for being a DC Universe thing which I thought had already established a universal NO FUN ALLOWED rule.
Joss Whedon's writing is fucking awful, but the one thing guaranteed worse than Whedon is when people try and ape Whedon.
I hate Whedon. Firefly sucked and it only lasted a season because it sucked. Firefly fans are delusional morons who can't let something go. They are like the Confederate apologists of Sci-fi.
BTW, I've never watched an entire episode of Firefly. I just think the fans are dorks for pining over a one season show that was cancelled over a decade ago.
I saw a bit of Firefly, and it was pretty decent. Not nearly as good as Battlestar Galactica or MLP, but you know what, I did not hate Firefly, which is more than I can say for anything else Joss Whedon has done. (my ex, as you may remember, was a diehard Whedon fangirl, and I can't even count how many episodes of Angel or fucking Buffy I had to sit through on her behalf)
It's funny you say that Firefly fans are the Confederate apologists of SciFi, though, because if you watch the show, there's a definite Lost Cause element to it- the heroes are basically Space Confederates, who've been forced out west by Space Lincoln and his Space Federalist stormtroopers. Did you know that, or was it a lucky coincidence?
Hey Cena_Mark: turns out John Cena is a pretty great guy:
What the hell is wrong with him, being decent and shit?
I watched Firefly when it was new and got about 3 episodes into it until I just gave up. It didn't help I had literally just watched the entire series of Outlaw Star which is basically anime Firefly except good.
I know it's old hat to say this but: I'm sorry, Firefly did indeed rip off Outlaw Star. I don't care what all the nerd culture shitheads say, Whedon knew what the fuck he was doing.
The DC TV shows are way more upbeat than the grimdark jokes that the movies seem to want to be.
I think it's funny though that people who hate Whedon are the ones most likely to give him credit for things he had nothing to do with. "That character just told a JOKE! The writers must be aping Whedon, inventor of jokes!"
The whole self-depreciating,snarky, sarcastic, can't-say-a-single-thing-without-a-smartass-aspect is unquestionably Whedon-esque and the gauge is pretty off the charts here. It's a bit more than "jokes", sorry.
|Binro the Heretic - 2015-05-18 |
And Patrick "Eel" O'Brian still gets left out.
|yogarfield - 2015-05-18 |
are they serious?
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-18 |
Okay, CAPTAIN COLD AND HEAT WAVE? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???
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