Bill Cosby could have any of us killed if he wanted to.

If I may, I would like to suggest a "filth flarn filth" tag.

Depending on the format, destroying albums is kind of fun, especially vinyl and cassettes.

It's okay, I'm working on revenge. This winter I made a snowball and I put it in the freezer.

It's okay. The good doctor puts his patients to sleep before the procedure, so you'd have little to no recollection of the event.

I never got that, fucking someone when they are asleep. One time I was sound asleep and this girl was going down on me and I was kind of rude about it when I woke up. I just wanted to sleep! I still feel bad because she had nothing but good intentions but it's the middle of the night, and I'm uncomfortable enough in another person's house that I normally can't sleep at all. But there was a certain romance that she was trying to envoke. For guys, you're just sticking your dick into something that's not moving. If that's your angle, why not just masturbate to porn. If the fucking pope got caught with porn on his iPhone it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

I'm not so much squicked at the sleep sex as I am by the general lack of consent. People have kinks, I get that. But people whose kinks include raping the drugged or otherwise nonconsenting are just gross.

If someone wants to diddle you in your sleep, they should probably run the idea by you first. And wait until you actually say okay.

ID TELL THE PERSON IN THE WAY THAT I'M IN B'ZOP YA GOT A BE KIDDIN ME LIFE IS LIKE A PUDDIN' POP SOMETIMES YA STICK IT IN AN' IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT YA NEED TO WARM IT UP A LITTLE B'ZERP. AND SO THE PERSON WHO IS THERE IN FRONT OF ME THEY'RE SAYING TO ME LIFE IS HEYYYYY WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT LIFE IS LIKE THE SUSAN SMITH BAZOOM! SO I'M ABOUT TO SAY TO THE PERSON WHO I AM TALKIN' TO THE THING ABOUT THE WALLOPIN FROM THE MEDIA IS I GOTTA MANSION STILL SO I CAN GO THERE TO JUST WATCH THE RAPES ON THE PORNOS THAT MY ASSISTANT GET THEY'RE CHEAPER THAN THE PILLS YA SEE

(muffled whispers, someone cuts the interview short, camera goes down and Cosby's head can no longer be seen)

MUFFLED WHISPERING! WHY THE MUFFLED WHISPERING WHY WHEN I WAS A KID WE RAPED WHOEVER THE MUFFLED WHISPERER WAS THAT CAME INTO THE ROOM TO INTERRUPT THE JELL-O COMMERCIAL B'DERP!

He loves puddin'... PUDDIN' HIS DICK WHERE IT DON'T BELONG!!

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... I'll see myself out.

For you, Doomstein.

I'm not going to try to interpret a bunch of flism-flasm. If that's what you got out of this, more power to you.

That was my thought as well, actually. He is asked to respond to very specific questions: "Are you guilty? Did you do this? Are these allegations true?" or something very similar. It doesn't get clearer than three questions in the row asking the same thing. And the blithering moron can't even bring himself to say "no." Instead we get all this dissembling rambling about hypocrisy. Yeah, to me this read very much like him knowing on some level that he should be owning up to this, but he can't bring himself to do it, especially in front of his wife.

Yeah you'd think with all the people in charge of his career and people who are paid to come up with responses to potential questions, including the "big one" (this) that a coherent response would've been rehearsed a million times since November.

I'm sure anyone with a brain has already jumped ship.

I think you're onto something there.