Smoked herring.

More like STEAMED herring

yeah, both are coastal/rocky cliff dwelling bird species that just happened to flourish in mankind's urban environments due to the similarity to their native ones. A chance similarity elevated them to massive pest status. By all rights they should be cut down on sight, to see if more species could possibly adapt to the urban environment.

On the plus side, pigeons taste decent enough or so I hear.

Yeah, seagulls are dicks. There's this place I like to go on the coast and they have this one seagull who just hangs out on the outdoor patio and he's trained himself to not be an asshole like this seagull, but they're not like crows, who are actually smart and polite. Plus seagulls and puffins share the same haystack rock and now the puffins are going away, just flying out to sea and dying because of these fucking seagulls.

But the guy in the video looks like much more of a dick than any seagull I've talked to, so in this case I'm happy the seagull got a free meal from Mr. Boardwalk douchefuck. I hope you spent the last of your parents' allowance on that and have to craigslist a rideshare home and your girlfriend leaves you.

Pigeons are actually pretty good. There's a restaurant called Le Pigeon that has them so I ate it. The "tastes like chicken" thing is in full effect tho

It's amazing that infinite zest can infer so much about this guy's life based on the following information known about him:
he's wearing a tshirt, shorts, sunglasses, and a backpack
he's eating herring

What a fucking trust fund asshole!

There's a spot in town that has a pigeon special. I guess I'm going to have to try it now.

Yeah.. I was feeling pretty judgemental yesterday, and I was still on mushrooms so I might have been a little harsh on the poor guy. But for future reference, don't film yourself eating something unless "world's biggest" is somewhere in the name.

Because a seagull will eat it.

zest you're a nutty guy, i love it.

You should come downto Portland! Next month I'm playing a free music fest with Corin Tucker and some others, and there's pinball across the street.