1) The whole audience area looks like one of those giant outdoor game shows, like suddenly they're going to have to do a balance beam over a mud pit while someone shoots 4-square balls at them.

2) Polish audience dancing is horrible, Polish trained dancers are awful, and yet they are nothing alike. It's like a rich, multi-tiered tradition of terpsichorean cringeworthiness.

3) The camera and edits give the least amount of time to the 2 better looking dancers, on the back right and far right.

4) 2005?!

I have doubts about that man's flute playing capabilities.

nice goosesteppin'

The competition to be an Edward Simoni backup dancer is fierce.

Everything is terrible.

Better than Kreayshawn.

Two Thousand and Five