Yeah, sifu, try that on three punks who aren't your students.

In his defense, all martial arts are useless and queer.

Surely real attackers will flinch just as much?

There's this thick air of awkwardness choking everything in this video.

The bitch slap is priceless.

It's not really three at once. They all hang back waiting for their turn to one on one. Basically every kung fu scene that doesn't involve spinning someone around and running sideways along peoples' heads.

Bitch slapping works just because people don't expect it in a fight.