infinite zest I have to admire Conan's commitment to things, even if they aren't even a good joke. Letterman might reference this in a top 10 list, Conan's people will say "I need Ewok Costumes and midgets by 11AM! OK Sorry Little People! Just find some of the crew's kids! School's out anyway right? C'mon people let's do this!"
Sexy Duck Cop Generally I'd 1-star a Star Wars video on general principle because no comedic chicken has been fucked to death harder than that entire franchise, but this joke is so confusing and unprovoked that I couldn't help but smile.