My greatest feat of DIY yet (which I concede is a pretty low bar): a small shelving unit covered with extra durable screen, so that cats can crawl in the back and monitor the living room with at least some sense of enclosure and safety. Sort of like a shark cage that protects them from visiting children and other apes.
What would you do if you started dating someone and after a couple weeks you realized they only listened to whatever this kind of music is? On a road trip to meet the folks and it's just hours and hours of shit exactly like this.
they would be insufferably quirky. probably OCD neat freak, everything carefully put away and compartmentalized. they would arrange their food on their plate into evenly sized portion piles, and eat one fork-tong-sized morsel from each pile in a clockwise manner.
sex would be fully clothed, standing up. no touching with hands after foreplay, and only one quick peck on the lips after sex is finished. followed by a soap regimen in the bath of like fifteen soaps in consecutive order. and color-coded hand towels for each limb.
I'm inclined to agree with OZ, but crap seems to have been to this show before. I would only add that they would get visibly upset by swear words and nudity of any kind, and maybe tried a cigarette once.
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