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Desc:It gets awkward.
Category:Pets & Animals, Religious
Tags:elephants, hunger, Worry, the lord, starvation
Submitted:boner
Date:05/29/15
Views:1040
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yogarfield - 2015-05-29
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EvilHomer - 2015-05-29
Glad to see Bobcat's still finding work.
EvilHomer - 2015-05-29
Could God make an elephant so big that even He couldn't take care of it?

sasazuka - 2015-05-29
Whichever denomination put this TV show together is evidently fine with letting kids see elephant penis, although that, by no means, is even close to being "full mast" (where it could touch the ground).
duck&cover - 2015-05-29
Nothing is too big for God.

sasazuka - 2015-05-29
Personally, I'm agnostic, but if I were doing a religious video for kids on the amazing wonders of God's creation, the elephant, I'm not sure that I wouldn't work in at least a passing reference to the male organ because, unlike most penises, the elephant's penis is prehensile and can grasp objects like a clumsier version of its trunk.

baleen - 2015-05-29
If *I* had a Christian TV show, it would focus solely on the penis of the elephant. Every single passage of the Bible would be interpreted as a reference to an elephant penis. If God could make this kind of penis, what can he do for you today? Children would be required to write hymns about what elephant penises mean to them.
At the country fair, the children would stage protests at the elephant ear stand, demanding that elephant penises be served with semen made of melted frosting.

Then I would dropkick a random guy in the dick and steal his wallet.

M-DEEM - 2015-05-30
Yeah, Ol' Elmer is swinging some serious fellowship at 1:00.

sasazuka - 2015-05-31
It seems that you can order your very own Oogene puppet for the low price of 0 (plus shipping & handling).

http://www.puppetsinc.com/Oogene_Puppet_p/wgmoo.htm

For some reason, they changed his color from red to green but it's the same general design.
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