I feel like I just watched a Dragon Quest genocide.
I don't know which of us is nerdier - you for saying, or me for instantly knowing what you're talking about.
We are both fat.
Thou hast done well in throwing the slime into an industrial shredding machine. Thy experience increases by 1. Thy gold increases by 10.
Sanest Man Alive
Genocide nothing, this is just how king slimes are made.
Also; telling that this comes from Monster Industrial.
Spent ages watching waste grinder porn now you dick.
Hey Oddeye, did you catch Game of Thrones last night? Had a scene you would probably fancy, but the Facebook crowd are being poor sports about it, as usual.
Well, actually, there were like four scenes, including an all-out scaly vore extravaganza, some obvious references to the Pedobear meme, and this really hot scene where two caged sisters slap each other around a bit. But the one I was thinking about specifically was the Shireen bit; when I saw that, first thing I thought was "You know, I bet my friend Oddeye will enjoy this". True story!
Did people REALLY used to call Stannis "Stannis the Mannis"? That is dumb.
The part with the lord of light stuff? Tell me why you think I would enjoy it before I tell you if I did indeed enjoy it .
For some reason I started imagining those little packets as actual humans.
A densely packed pool or ball pit full to the brim with humans. The pile undulates and they all cry out but the audio is muffled by generic rock music. Some people on the edges seem to fall under while new faces emerge from the middle. Soon the emerging faces are seen with smears of blood. The rising mass of people turns into a creamy flow of limbs and raw flesh as the number of identifiable bodies decreases. Now it is obvious that the pile of humanity was sitting on top of some kind of grinding mechanism. Soon all you can see is a smooth red liquid, slightly frothy, coating the gears.
I swear I wrote this comment before watching the fish-head one in the hopper, but now I have a more visceral image in my mind of the macerated-flesh foam.
Like that scene from that Bond movie.
Just realized that these are by an actual company that makes these things. Good job, Tom Dickson of Earth-2.
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