That was supposed to be 5, I have no idea what happened.

Bonus stars to help close the gap.

"You're going to go to little boy jail."

It was 5 in little boy years

I spent 5 little boy years in Little Boy Jail for grand little boy larceny.

holy shit I have just now seen part 1. Not sure if I liked it shorn of context better or not, but either way this gets a big ol' favorite

Coming as it does from Caminante, that post takes on a whole new meaning.

It's my understanding that's Walmart policy for fights within the store, that their "associates" and security aren't supposed to intervene. They keep the other customers safe and then wait for the police to arrive.

Laissez faire.

Allowing the free hand of the market to decide who wins.

Yeah.. I think it's on here but there was a video of two loss prevention folks (can't remember if it was a wal-mart or not) beating the living fuck out of someone in the parking lot. Maybe I'm getting my stories mixed up but I think he did steal something, but the injuries sustained ended in a lawsuit.. something like that.

If two grown men dropped trou and went into the melee with hugs, wouldn't that end the fight? I feel like it would.

Sometimes I wonder if this society is worth my efforts...

NO ITS NOT

The worst part is that kids like that are everywhere, even if they're not involved in something as obnoxious as this. They're taught that they don't have to listen to anyone except their gross white trash parents, when in reality, their gross white trash parents are the last people they should be listening to.

Yeah, I'm with Cena. Maybe it's just the military in me talking, but I see something like this, I'll try and put a stop to it. But if the rest of these shlubs aren't even going to lift a finger to stop a little kid from curbstomping a disabled fat woman, then why the fuck should heroes like Cena even bother?

I've been seeing an ex-Coastie lately. She told me the other day that she was really gung-ho about the Coast Guard when she first enlisted, but after a few years she realized that all she was doing, day in day out, was rescuing dumb fat drunks who'd gotten themselves stranded out on Long Island Sound. So she said "fuck it" and left. I'm sure she'd still break up a fight if she saw one, but society's gotta start pulling it's weight, too.

I was born in Indianapolis

I was born in a house my father built.

I was born in a cross fire hurricane

I was Born Free ( roar! )

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

I was born to run.