I'd like to hear Samuel L. Jackson's take on this.
WHAT DOES THIS VESSEL LOOK LIKE?
uhh.. a glider..
DOES THIS GLIDER LOOK LIKE AN AIRPLANE?
THEN WHY'RE YOU TRYING TO RIDE IT LIKE A PLANE?
SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT'RE YOU EATING THERE?
MIND IF I HAVE A BITE? MY WIFE'S A DOG SO I MOSTLY EAT DOGFOOD MYSELF
So that's why they call it Kitty Hawk.
|Killer Joe |
The moment of discovery.
Okay this reminds me of a lady who once brought her cats skydiving with her.
Like... we occasionally subject animals to insanely terrifying shit they never for a moment could possibly understand or enjoy, such as the miracle of flight!
My French is pretty rusty, but it sounds like the pilot "forgot" to check around the wings and whatnot before take off and nobody brought the cat on board. Not calling bullshit, exactly, but if this was intentional then I hope his next flight goes down in flames. Not cool. Taking your cat skydiving is at least controlled on the way up and down whereas this is pretty much throwing your cat off a bridge, but even more calculated and sadistic.
Oh, no no, I don't think this was intentional. Just thinking how unique to our era it is that some animal would accidentally be picked up off the ground and lifted thousands of feet into the air, seemingly uncontrollably.
Then again, hawks.
"Like... we occasionally subject animals to insanely terrifying shit they never for a moment could possibly understand or enjoy, such as the miracle of flight!"
Forget flight, it's bad enough we put them in halloween costumes.
I feel a greater kinship with animals in regards to Minions than I do with 50% of the human population.
|infinite zest |
I like the pilot's reaction, like "aw man not again" the way I forget my wallet.
|B. Weed |
The cat took it a lot better than I thought he would.
Helps to have a decent tail wind.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Could have been a real catastrophe.
All you punsters better quit with the monkey business and bug off OOOOOOH SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT?
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. |
It was only on the 2nd watch with window bigger that I realised the cat was *inside* the wing (It must get super hot in there under the sun no wonder it was there) On 1st watch I thought the cat was *on top of* the wing! and as the plane accelerated and took off it dug in its claws and then managed to claw its way to the relative safety of that beam. ... Way more epic that way.
Cat: "This is my life now."
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