So this is weird. A "Brian Harrod" account on YouTube has taken some of the comments from here (including the submission title) and mashed them together into a post on the YouTube video.
"When this gets 3d printed in a pissing cherub form, then I will start to get excited."
The shitty Brian Harrod form of my joke, stolen and pasted on YouTube. Original machine inventor man, if you find your way here, know that my version was better, and more accurate... also, a request.