Gmork - 2015-07-10 Just light it with a cigar on a stick. Wear goggles. Don't stick your head over a gigantic fireworks cannon. Don't walk down the freeway towards oncoming traffic. All good ideas.
fedex - 2015-07-10 hey man, this isnt Ogrish.com! Gross.....
namtar - 2015-07-10 I could never take the Autons seriously.
The Mothership - 2015-07-10 He's got EGGS FOR EYES! HE doesn't have a chance in HELL!
PREMISE!
That guy - 2015-07-11 If 1:07-1:12 doesn't make you laugh, you're dead inside.
fedex - 2015-07-11 yeah, its those spazzy arms that does it
StanleyPain - 2015-07-11 We laugh, but of course ERs see tons of morons every 4th who basically blew their faces off in the most retarded way possible. I have a relative who blew a finger off about 20 years ago by putting an M-90 in a beer can and then purposefully holding the can when it went off. Fireworks I think are kind of a litmus test for morons. A few are fun...but when someone literally gets hours of enjoyment out of just blowing up illegal explosives, I think it kinda says a lot about the gears that are grinding in their head.