It was probably a year ago but I saw this at the Safeway, albeit the non-satanic kind. I wonder if it's still up there? But it was a popular card with the resurgence of the Baha Men's popularity for some reason not too long ago (probably used on a TV show). A quick search on the net didn't bring up much info about this card; I don't think it was Hallmark but rather the kind that you'd find at Walgreens or Safeway. If I find it next time I'll figure out a way to let you know.
I've got so many cards that do this, dating back from whenever they started making these kinds of cards. They all sound like this. It's actually kind of sad because some of them are from my grandma, who passed away and now the card is dying too. But, it made me smile when I got it! I mean in a way that your grandma can make you smile no matter what. :)