Keep it coming. A buffet of tears.

America will burn in the flames of unbridled passion and unrestrained love, like a mighty phoenix.

We've heard this before. In 11th century England, the leading religious figures were saying that the world was coming to an end. Read the "Sermo Lupi ad Anglos" and tell me it doesn't sound just like this motherfucker. At least Wulfstan was actually living through Viking invasions, unlike this twat.

I wonder if there's a way me and my girlfriend can somehow get married as a same sex couple just to piss off these people.

I suppose we'll have to settle for being interracial.

Well, it HAS been pretty uncharacteristically hot in Seattle for the last few weeks...

It looks like his eyes are painted on his glasses.
And we all know god is 18 light years away, so we've got some time to revel.

"key pundits and players"
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Now I get it. Vladimir Putin is a highlander, and the only way to keep our heads from being chopped off is to declare America sacred ground.