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These zany one liners and more are yours TOTALLY FREE OF CHARGE

All for you, Brain Harrd.

Brian HURRRRRRrod

More like lyin' parrot!

Buyin' Har-dee-har.

What did I just write?

MORE LIKE "BRIAN HEY-GET-OVER-HERE-AND-TAKE-YOUR-LUMPS-FOR-SUCKING-AND-THEN-JOIN-US -IN-MAKING-FUN-OF-HOW-WONDERFUL-AND-HORRIBLE-AND-STUPID-THE-WORLD- IS-RODD"!
AMIRITE?!?!

@killer

'cept he ain't got jokes, plus he's a god-botherer.

plus my mama told me to never trust no cyclops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPX5e4n1loA

nice Teener

No one has said Brian Harrod raped and killed a girl in 1990.

Help me get my dick out of this baby. - Brian Harrod from Greenwich CT

I wish I didn't like being fucked in the ass by my dog so much. - Brian Harrod, porn mogul, formerly of Advanced Building Maintenance

@OZ *****

@baleen *****

@allofthisshit *****

ISIS?? More like Cry, Sis.

Look at the bonus features on that Russian makeup accident tutorial!!

Only one. It's Ramadan!

MORE LIKE RAMALAMADINGDAN AMIRITE LOL MUSLIMS :D
�2015 Brian Harrod

I think you mean .D

^ priceless

you drink? for some reason I cannot believe that.

AT THIS TIME? IN THIS LOCATION? LOCATED IN YOUR LIVING ROOM? I'm just glad that if this ever goes to court or anything I'll be cited as the guy who misspelled penises 8=====D

Penes

the sad/funny part is that his SEO advertising if probably for his own janitorial contractor business (if it's a business, and not just him and his beat up van)

Advanced Building Maintenance - drop trou, strap yourself in and breach those headfucking Gs

It looks like he's also stealing from Break.

Wait, that's not something you just made up?

Now I feel kind of bad for making fun of someone who is a differently abled special needs retarded.

All kidding aside, though, if you only have one eye, how can it be crossed? That is a physical impossibility.

What I'm saying is this man is clearly a warlock and we're going to ahve to throw him in the ocean before he brings a plague or something.

"I'm an awsome geek, online journalist, husband, son, brother, friend, reader, animal lover, community volunteer, insomniac, trool, social media experimenter, hacker, searcher, sociological voyeur and eater of food.

I like community theater and have often volunteered back stage in the past, but I have never been in a performance..

Have been a fighter and survivor from day one. I was a breached baby who had his head crushed by a doctor using a head clamp to deliver me into this world. I have no right eye and the left eye is crossed, because of this.

Was raised by a single mother who worked two jobs to support my sister and myself. From the age of nine until my teenage years I watched and raised my younger sister, while my mother worked two jobs. In the middle of the ninth grade I left school to work.

Eventually, I took to traveling from town to town, I went from Florida, Texas, California, through the Midwest and eventually settled in New York / Connecticut.

Love to connecting with folks with similar interests and meeting new people. I also enjoy learning anything I can, because you can never have enough knowledge.

An Internet Connoisseur, who is working on several website projects. I maintain and have archived several internet newsgroups. In the late 90's I founded All Nations Stamp Club, which was the largest hobby newsgroup at MSN groups.

Have a taste for non pop music.

Enjoy volunteering and have spent some time volunteering at food and homeless programs. I also have been involved in community programs like the Jaycees, the Elks and kiwanis.

Have worked as an election official and have held public office on the municipal level. I have spoken out at many public meetings about waste and wrong doing. This has brought me some trouble at times.

Because, I am self employed small business man I pretty much work 7 days a week. I don't take vacations and work on some holidays.

I have a beautiful Korean wife and two adopted children who are now grown men. The oldest son works in Indiana. The younger son is a Sargent in the army reserves and a student at the University of Arizona.

A few years back, I became a Christian and volunteer at the coffee bar for all four weekend services at Harvest Time Church in Greenwich, CT.

I cry easily when people are wronged.

Some of my favorite sayings are:

"If you can't be a shining example, be the horrible warning!"

"I have a backup plan to back up my backup plan." "

Holy shit.

I have to give him credit, he really has had an uphill battle and overcome the odds to become the kind of self-important dingus that I have trouble feeling much sympathy for.

so at what level of societal disaster does it make it ok to steal others peoples work, act like it's your own, and try to make money with it?

seems like a really long way to type:

"I am a creepy, boring, floor-mopping cyclops with a mail-order bride, and I stole your jokes because.. well.. I just wanted to make people laugh! WAAAAAAH"

(you can use that one Brian)

I wonder if he has an OKCupid.

I'll give you my jokes when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Man, if he was dating his OC would be amazing. I've gotta head out so I don't have time to do any digging.

How did Hooker find out about this in the first place?

No way this guy could be a conman, right guys? Not with such a heart wrenching and endearing backstory.

can I crowdsource my okcupid through you guys? I deleted my old one that just said "what in the fuck is carmen sandiego" and my new one actually says what I do , like there's no other hipster musicians in Portland who do social work. That's the entire fucking town. I need help to get laid!!!!!

Conman or legit, I like the cut of his jib! Kid's got moxie.

Besides, it's not like any of you dorks put COPYRIGHT DO NOT STEAL on your posts. How else was he to know?

Shit, ABOVE POST IS � EVILHOMER. COPYRIGHT, DO NOT STEAL!

Conman or legit, I like the cut of his jib! Kid's got moxie.

Besides, it's not like any of you dorks put COPYRIGHT DO NOT STEAL on your posts. How else was he to know?

ABOVE POST IS � yogarfield. COPYRIGHT, DO NOT STEAL!

Don't go down that copyright rabbit hole. You'll be raped by Walt Disney's head at the bottom.

How do we know he didn't steal these things from funnier disabled people? Should we automatically believe him because it's sadder than our jokes?

That is pretty sad though.

Unless you meet him in real life and look into his eye (that cant look directly back at you) and see that he's being honest, you should just assume it's all sympathy optimized bullshit.

Teenertot is right, and Disney rape is the worst kind because he was a nazi.

IZ you can crowdsource your OKCupid to me but first you have to sign a contract granting me 20% of the sex.

"How did Hooker find out about this in the first place?" -yogarfield �

On that Bar-Mix-Vah video, someone went off about how it's offensive to Jews, so I went to the YouTube site to see if anyone confronted the inventor with that as well. Lo and behold, some guy named Brian Harrod took like three or four poeTV jokes, mashed them together, and posted it on YouTube.

Oh, and the inventor of the dumb drink machine replied to his comments.

Holy fuck, I just read that.

I don't approve of this guy but now I'm starting to feel sorry for him. I mean he's a one-eyed janitor. We've already won.

and by that I actually mean no one has won anything.

It's possible that he's a bot, and he pulled that story from somewhere else.

"I cry easily when people are wronged."

I absolutely give zero fucks about his long story, true or false.

"When this gets 3d printed in a pissing cherub form, then I will start to get excited."

The only thing worse than my lame ass jokes is someone else not getting them right.

i'm in tears

HASHTAGS

I am not dank! I am not buzzword compliant (though that explains why he edits the curse words out of some of my jokes)!

Some comedian with a crushed-baby-head was caught mirroring poeTV videos and stealing comments.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=146206

The famous Harold Blume said that everybody rips off everybody, or at least Marlowe, or something like that, and we'd have no Asylum movies to enjoy without the source material but that's paraphrasing, or, as the Famous Prof would say, the Anxiety of Influence. But just ripping off a not for profit website's members' words verbatim is grounds for.. something..

forced colonoscopy?

Wait does his head still look like a baby's?

Looks like the page is down now.. This happened to me when I was writing at Sega Otaku. Dreamcast IGN stole all my captions for some shootem up game that I randomly found out about. I got pissed so I stole some non watermarked images from e3 from them because the power went out and 18 year olds can't afford laptops, etc. But that was the 18 year old infinite zest. The 33 year old one cares less, but if you used PayPal to help support this site, then he stole your intellectual property I think.

Ironically but not surprisingly, him stealing comments is the best thing to happen to this place in a year at least.

Also I donated last year so I am definitely going to sue him six ways to Sunday.

Yeah really. I'm kind of ashamed to admit it but I was one of the first people I knew of on 4chan who did lolcats. Of course I have no way to prove it, but when icanhascheeseburger etc got big I was pretty miffed, not to mention the book, which made more money than any novel that year. But a bunch of pissed off anons can't complain. Luckily my google plus name still comes up as my user name (seriously Google I've tried to fix this a million times because people think I'm spam) and I took a screenshot of the plagiarism from both EH and myself for evidence. Fuck this guy.

Man, I've only been on 4chan maybe 10 times ever and it makes my skin crawl when someone calls Caturday image macros "lolcats." HOW COULD YOU?

Wow, I wont be using THAT story to get laid.

I discovered/named/originated Sad Crab and posted it to poe-news and then someone else put it on spaceghetto and then took credit for it and now Know Your Meme refuses to set it right because the poe-news forums are long-gone and so it's just my word against the Internet's.

OH WELL.

So help me General Zod if some asshole makes Paul Blart Secret Service, we're all going to be rich.

lj spaceghetto was the only good spaceghetto.

That's the only Spaceghetto I remember, I just assumed 4chan kind of absorbed it when the LJ one was shut down.

Yeah videos that show up on here are often on reddit a day or two earlier.. I don't see a problem with that. They weren't born on reddit either. That's just appropriation, not stealing.

IZ, have you looked for your comments yet?

It's gone already and I didn't think to look before I went to work. Do I have any? *blush*

Still there for me.

Let's see...He lifted your sentence about the Disney penises, typo included.

Oh! I just google searched and it came up, but the link in the other video now links to nothing! Typos you say? :)

Hahahaha! That was 99% EH. He just stole that one sentence from me and paraphrased the rest. Best typo ever?

Well sure, but what has he done for me lately?

Why did the church have a table leg?

I guess it had one foot in the furniture business.
�2015 Brian Harrod

He really could have avoided all of this by simply saying "poeTV weighs in" before our jokes.

As Harlan Ellison said, it's easy to be smart, later.

I just operate on the assumption that any time anyone expresses a strong opinion on anything here it's at least 90% hyperbole. I know it is when I do.

That's true, and it has been quite fun.

I think if we all ever meet up, it should be called "Brian Harrod Fest" and we should all wear name tags saying Hello, My Name Is Brian Harrod.

We would have to hold it in London. At Harrods.

That would make the best mass deportation story in world history.

The excitement is contagious for sure. Anything that relates to our universe yet is allowed to exist outside its bounds fascinates and scares us a little.

Plus I hate the fact that his name is similar to mine. He must be that doppelganger in the universe I was born to find and grapple with for the rest of eternity.

hmmm Chumbucket...... exactly HOW similar is it??

GET 'IM!!!!!!!

Oh, this just started and I was at work. Nevermind!

Anyway, someone link to his Facebook profile.

^ Credit, go here ^

Was supposed to be a response to Hooker.

https://www.facebook.com/brian.harrod.bronxville.roundup

Damn it, this one, which is the most interesting of all the links, got removed somehow

http://greenwichgroundup.blogspot.com/

oi, or maybe it didn't


GET OUT OF MY MIND HERROD GHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

apparently this fruitcake ran a flower shop too?

http://tinyurl.com/q8vcccs

This nutty prick also seems to have been running this shitty blog since 1995!

http://tinyurl.com/on4j2px

THIS IS THE HUGEST DEAL. YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND HOW HUGE.

But seriously, how many times has anyone outside of the PoE bubble even noticed us since the original site went down? three or four times tops? LET US HAVE THIS, MAN. Brian Harrod and the Taj Majal video and the Gangstalking report and the lamp and the paddle game and that's it.

oh no way to that last part

that was at 15th

Maybe he's just a sad guy with fake page views? I was being sensitive to that possibility. The collective scorn of this place can't feel good.

But, if he has seen any real profits/popularity: FUCK HIM. MR. HARROD, TEAR DOWN YOUR WALL.

What was the paddle game?

Don't forget that guy that had a frying pan on his wall and would meticulously respond to our comments. I can't really remember anything else about him.

I would feel sorry for him if he stole one joke and forgot to erase it. I would feel sorry for him if he stole three jokes because he couldn't consciously remember they were his.

I'd feel sorry for him if he stole from our grocery store to feed his family.

I don't feel sorry for someone who deliberately steals a lot of intellectual content� fuck his squished head. Our unpaid schtick on poetv is not tangibly different from what comes out of a room of paid writers. Maybe they're a little bit better at it, but even they tell a few clunkers, then hit on a good one, then repeat.

If he's stealing that for money, or even for social capital, or because steal-blogging gives his life meaning and helps him sleep at night- no matter which of those is the case, I hope he kills himself.

Also, I will be greatly amused if this is an elaborate troll from bo news.

The bo-news thought crossed my mind too. I'd still rather it was Schumin.

It feels a bit like trolling to me as the dude has almost zero comments on anything he's posting. With that many followers and so few +1s and comments it's like he's just copy/pasting for the sake of seeing that he can. His G+ looks a heck of a lot like click bait of the damned. I'm just sorry to say that the sweat from our brows went into his efforts at "funny".

I also have no clue what the paddle game was. I do recall the frying pan dude and still smile over Taj Mahal.

We could help him with his comments. Like everywhere he he stole one, put your original with attribution.

For fuck's sake, do I have to explain everything to you people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBuZws30g

Noam's lawyers looking for quotes.

Office of Counsel just advised that we must include at least one actual joke, so...



What's the difference between girls in the bathtub and girls in church?












Girls in church have hope in their souls.