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Desc:Reenacted by a Pakistani gynecologist and a cracked lobster.
Category:Horror, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:lobster, cyclops, Brian Harrod
Submitted:Oscar Wildcat
Date:07/08/15
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MagickPoultry
Minus one star for inaccuracy.

The baby's head didn't pop like a grape.
The Mothership
My cousin got birthed with the forceps, cause his noggin was like a melon on a toothpick. He's very intelligent, successful and his head wasn't smushed.

That said, goddamn the idea of a child being pulled out of the birth canal by a pair of spatulas is fucking scary as shit.
























But Brian Harrod can fucking suck it, seriously, what an ass.
fluffy
My mom was a forceps delivery and apparently that was the underlying cause to her childhood epilepsy. When it recurred as an adult, the neurologist was pretty surprised to see that particular MRI for a successful woman with a PhD in microbiology and a long, successful career as a college professor, award-winning science writer, and artist.

Old_Zircon
I was born with my back turned and my palm on my face (100% true) and I pretty much stayed that way.

yogarfield
Nice one OW. You really have an eye for comedy.

©yogarfield 2015
chairsforcheap
hey homer's odyssey called it wanted. uh....... the cyclops back. guys i have been eating the shit under my fingernails for the past 2 weeks
That guy
This delivery will touch your heart, and your eye, and your fontanelle!

©Brian Harrod 2015
memedumpster
Damn, Pakistan, put a spit guard over your salad bar.
©TedCruz 2015

Today it looks like he's taken to stealing still image stuff from somewhere else.
I guess we're just not funny anymore.
Oscar Wildcat
PoeTV user Betabox: is there something you're not telling us?
infinite zest
He or she's been on here for as long as I can remember; maybe they're just recognizing a prime directive. And like OZ said its not like it's Adam Sandler taking our quotes (I got really pissed about Pixels before I checked imdb and saw that credit was given to the original creator) but just some guy with a blog.

So like I've said, this has happened to me before and I usually let it slide. People steal on Facebook all the time and I'm sure we've all posted videos on there without giving credit, it's not a big deal to me, but I'll continue to be pissed until an apology is given.

EvilHomer
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EvilHomer
Oh god that didn't work at all

EvilHomer
It looks like a Cyclops Applejack.

At any rate, Mr Harrod, assuming you're not a bot, you may use it. It's not even mine to begin with.

yogarfield
what the fuck are you talking about

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

Rodents of Unusual Size
It looks like the whale spaceship from Star Trek IV

EvilHomer
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EvilHomer
Oh come on! That works even less well!

misterbuns
dude i learned this lesson on like my second poetv post.

misterbuns
whenever i hear this accent on a doctor i picture the forced brittle smile of his wife reflected back at her as she stares in the mirror reminding herself how lucky she is to have been wed to a doctor.
15th
That doc navigates the canal like a skilled gondolier!

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