Lets place bets:
10.9 Mentally unstable
5:1 vehicular homicide
4:3 possession arrest
Trifectors only pay out if it's in the same incidence ie. cocaine, vehicular homicide, gay lover; doesn’t pay out if it's not in the same incident.
You know, it strikes me many of these fire and brimstone pastors are dangerously out of shape. This guy was sweating just from his rant. I have a pet theory these people get so into their rants as it is the only exercise they can manage. They scream, stomp around stage, sweat in their three piece suits and really get their blood pumping.
Later when they're wrapping up their sermons the endorphins kick in and they mistake that as the holy spirit flowing through them.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
His Sam Kineson voice is right on the money.
0:30 to 0:36 could have just as easily been "living in a van, down by the river!"
and then he embarks on a voyage to sell brake pads for his dead dad with a scrappy thatch-headed smartass cunt!
|infinite zest |
You know his website has a Prayer Request submission..
|The Mothership |
What the knees media is pushing
Hey, has anybody heard from MC Scared of Bees recently?
gluttony is a sin too
The full sermon, in case you are wanting more:
He starts wheezing like he's running a marathon by about thirty minutes in.
Anyway, he's correct. The Bible does condemn homosexuality, and America has turned away from Biblical Christianity - particularly young people, and the mass media which now comprises our First Estate. As Jack Dalton says, "These people already feel like a historical relic from 30 years ago". That's a sentiment to which I think most of us can relate!
I've long argued that America is a post-Christian nation, at least so far as mainstream society is concerned. It's really obvious down at the VA, where it's quite easy to observe a stark generational gap - people above forty are almost entirely religious, people below 40, usually atheistic or spiritually indifferent (the remaining religiously-inclined young people tend to be from an ethnic minority who've been isolated from mainstream pop culture and public education, such as African-American or Hispanic veterans). Christians - Protestants in particular - are now a minority, perhaps even a despised one.
Sam Kinison was a former preacher.
Is San Francisco really even a gay mecca anymore? I mean sure, it's got a significant LGBT population, but I've heard it doesn't rank as high as it used to. Just shows how far behind the times he really is.
I think Atlanta, capital of this clown's state, ranks near the top for LGBT residents these days.
Between the gays and the film industry, ATL is really shaping up to be the city of the future.
I read that as his inner "Mick Foley". I wanted nothing more than to see him wallow around on thumb tacks, get thrown around by a big, burly bear of a biker, & then dance like Dude Love. How many drinks would a have to buy him before he pulled out 'Socko'?
|Sexy Duck Cop |
At 0:45, he becomes so fat the boundaries of time and space begin to distort.
|Sexy Duck Cop |
My favorite part is when he notices another catchphrase he could put on a bumper sticker, but is too fat to hunt down a pen and notepad.
This is the weirdest goddamned Sontaran invasion strategy I've ever seen.
He must always face his enemy in battle.
Otherwise a gay will nuzzle up inside him.
I was on the bus on the first morning of the Pride weekend this year and I overheard a large townie type saying the phrase "Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" to his large wife completely without irony.
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