I think you mean THIRD best

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=23217

There needs to be a ball pit full of jiggly boobs at the bottom.

There needs to be a pit full of macaroni and cheese at the bottom that you eat your way out of!

I can't think of a single thing on the playgrounds I grew up with that would be allowed today.

Not hyperbole.

Yeah, back when tireswings were tires.. playgrounds used to be Darwin's swimming pool. And yeah, I jumped into a swimming pool thinking there was water in it too so that's not hyperbole either. Kids these days lemme tell ya.

Although I am glad my mom caught us putting a slip and splash up on the roof with absolutely no foundation..

We used to swing on vines, yes, actual tree vines, over a large pit of rusted metal garbage and farm debris.

I bet if you rolled a kid over a hill in a large tire these days, they wouldn't even survive. Video game marshmallow fatties, all of 'em.

So, it's probably that weird industrial foam that's in so many parks and playgrounds now. First time I saw it in a park I was like "why the fuck is there hard asphalt right under the swings?" but it's actually this strange foam that looks like asphalt but has the cushioning effect of like a gym mat or something.