I heard Roachbud was a bouncer

Wasn't Roachbud one of those great big fat-guy bouncers, though? These all look like the buff, muscular breed.

Still, it's awesome that there's a real-life bouncer college, populated with clean-living CM Punks.

The ironic thing about Roachbud is that people acted unruly so he left. I don't think he was a bouncer at all.

When the bouncer becomes the bounced.

It looks like he's banned. Perhaps the bouncer was himself bounced.

I miss Roachbud. He was truly our much smellier, uglier, and less friendly Princess Di.

A whole bunch of old school poe users got banned from here sometime around 2009. I still don't know why. From one bouncer to another, I miss ya Roach!

Heard Roachbud left philly for a little place outside Kansas City. Heard it said it's a pretty fucked up place. Lotta guys don't make it out alive. I don't know... I don't think we have to worry bout' Roachbud. Let's just say... [third trimester pregnant pause] The man can take care of himself.

Whoah, he was a bouncer here in Philly? I wish I would have known that sooner.

STRAIGHTEDGE MEANS HE'S BETTER THAN YOU.

Bouncer Upanishads?

Roadhouse is definitely an Upanishad.


Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?

No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.

What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

Is she?