Extra stars for Portishead. They could make any video sexy! I guess I can't argue with the fact that playing Freddy probably got Englund a ton of more money than this, whatever this is from, but as far as actors of that time he has a very Marlon Brando/James Dean thing that a lot of famous actors tried to emulate but in my opinion failed at emulating. Oh well, I'm sure he got laid off the set plenty.

This is from Eaten Alive, Tobe Hooper's followup to Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Oh OK. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is actually the only horror movie that still kind of haunts me and I can't watch it so I never watched the sequels or anything else he did. People think it's funny because I'm totally cool with modern ones (It Follows is really good by the way) but there's something about that movie that I'll never quite understand that freaks me out so much. It's like those people who are afraid of pickles on Maury but are OK with pickle relish, for lack of a better analogy. Or I'm just a big pussy.

You never saw Poltergeist?

Modern horror movies aren't scary at all, none of them.

A friend of mine just tried to convince me Paranormal Activity was good. No thank you.