"Thank God my husband died." Ha ha ha.
|The Hater |
I hate it when I rape someone and they're thankful afterwards. Kinda steals my thunder.
Thank god for being an utter jackass of a supervisor, if that's what you want. Most people just SUE.
thank god grattude wasn't my parent either
Thank God I can cope with tragedy in an emotionally healthy way.
Thank God I was Anorexic, because Jesus hates fatties.
well, that explains it. one of the creators of this thing has Downs.
|What about the Danger |
Thank God I was born gay- to be a pariah to the other Christians.
|Meatsack Jones |
I want to shoot everyone of these people in the ass, just to hear them say it.
I didn't think it was possible, but I hate religion even more after that ordeal.
Aids are pretty helpful, unlike AIDS the disease, which sucks.
That's fucked up! I thank my intellegence that I'm not religious.
|Cockmaster Flash |
Thank God I'm not retarded like these people.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
"You said 'Thank God I was Raped' twice." "I like thanking God I was raped."
|Ahriman the Creepy Lurker |
Dollars to doughnuts that one chick killed her husband.
Thank God For Racism!
I thank god my husband died. Because seriously, look at me. I just wanted the money.
|Jacques Strap |
she definately offed her husband for the money
|rhythm rider |
the creator looks like a halibut
|Dummy Rum |
Being religious sounds a lot like being the bitch in S&M... "Thank you God, may I have another?"
Thank God for all the reasons smart people become athiests
Insane circular logic is needed to justify belief in an all-good, all-powerful god in an evil world.
oh god his haircut now i can't focus on anything else
|Mayberry Pancakes |
Thank God I raped you
|murph the surf |
Be inspired by their pyramid scheme. Royalties!
THANK GOD I CAUSED 9-11
Thank God I Found Portal Of Evil And My Brain Was Totally Raped.
Hey, no biggie!
Thank God for IEDs, am I right?
Also, these Christians seem pretty liberal. Tubby has a nose ring, and black guy seems to have long hair.
I got quite a giggle out of "Thank God I Was Adopted."
Also, "Thank God I Was a Drug Addict"? Hell yeah. Thank God I Get High as Often as Possible. Now that's a God I can get behind.
I thank God for masturbation, because if I wasn't touching my penis, I would be busy making fun of these people.
|Pie Boy |
Thank god nobody has the heart to explain reality to me anymore.
Wait, I thought God had a thing for virgins.
Faaaan Geeeeod I had uh sssstrooooke.
|Raoul Duke 138 |
Thank God all this shit happened to you assholes and not me. Whew!
|Big Name Celebrity |
"Thank God everyone pronounces my last name 'Crotch'."
Thank God I was raped while watching this video.
Impenetrable logic, that.
Eugh. Thank God I'm an atheist.
Thank God I spent five minutes of my God given life watching this video and reading all the comments!
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Thank God I'm nailed to this cross and filled with looooooooveeeeee, come sing with me before the shock sets in.
|Shotgun Jackson |
That's true how can I be raped? God, are you listening?
Bad > Good
It's so simple, if you don't think about it.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Thank I have God for Verizon DSL.
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