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Desc:Gratitude: for people too stupid to be angry.
Category:Religious, Humor
Tags:God, religion, thankgodi, thank god, gratitude
Submitted:Severian
Date:03/27/07
Views:11886
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Comment count is 47
Caminante
"Thank God my husband died." Ha ha ha.
The Hater
I hate it when I rape someone and they're thankful afterwards. Kinda steals my thunder.
dead_cat
Thank god for being an utter jackass of a supervisor, if that's what you want. Most people just SUE.
chet
thank god grattude wasn't my parent either
Hooker
Thank God I can cope with tragedy in an emotionally healthy way.
Senator_Unger
Thank God I was Anorexic, because Jesus hates fatties.
Zeis
well, that explains it. one of the creators of this thing has Downs.
What about the Danger
Hello, nihilists.
bitter_jesus
Thank God I was born gay- to be a pariah to the other Christians.
Lindner
God still loves you, child, even if his followers don't. But that presents its own problems. I've never seen God's package personally, but I know people who know people who have.

They have stood in awe of the GODCOCK. Then had trouble sitting down afterwards for a month.

Meatsack Jones
I want to shoot everyone of these people in the ass, just to hear them say it.
kingarthur
I didn't think it was possible, but I hate religion even more after that ordeal.
Feyd
Aids are pretty helpful, unlike AIDS the disease, which sucks.
ShmuzzlePuzzle
That's fucked up! I thank my intellegence that I'm not religious.
Cockmaster Flash
Thank God I'm not retarded like these people.
HURF BLURF DUH
"You said 'Thank God I was Raped' twice." "I like thanking God I was raped."

Ahriman the Creepy Lurker
Dollars to doughnuts that one chick killed her husband.
Rudy
Thank God For Racism!
citrusmirakel
I thank god my husband died. Because seriously, look at me. I just wanted the money.
Jacques Strap
she definately offed her husband for the money
Rev. Blackson Pollock
Well it did pay for that spiffy face lift so she could do this video.

rhythm rider
the creator looks like a halibut
Dummy Rum
Being religious sounds a lot like being the bitch in S&M... "Thank you God, may I have another?"
blackbetta
Thank God for all the reasons smart people become athiests
ashtar.
Insane circular logic is needed to justify belief in an all-good, all-powerful god in an evil world.
athodyd
oh god his haircut now i can't focus on anything else
Mayberry Pancakes
Thank God I raped you
murph the surf
Be inspired by their pyramid scheme. Royalties!
Xiphias
THANK GOD I CAUSED 9-11
Hooper_X
Thank God I Found Portal Of Evil And My Brain Was Totally Raped.
LetsFistAgain
Hey, no biggie!
joyofdiscord
Thank God for IEDs, am I right?

Also, these Christians seem pretty liberal. Tubby has a nose ring, and black guy seems to have long hair.

I got quite a giggle out of "Thank God I Was Adopted."

Also, "Thank God I Was a Drug Addict"? Hell yeah. Thank God I Get High as Often as Possible. Now that's a God I can get behind.
Konversekid
I thank God for masturbation, because if I wasn't touching my penis, I would be busy making fun of these people.
Pie Boy
Thank god nobody has the heart to explain reality to me anymore.
Konversekid
Wait, I thought God had a thing for virgins.
GoneGirl

Faaaan Geeeeod I had uh sssstrooooke.
Raoul Duke 138
Thank God all this shit happened to you assholes and not me. Whew!
Big Name Celebrity
"Thank God everyone pronounces my last name 'Crotch'."
notbob
Thank God I was raped while watching this video.
oogaBooga
Impenetrable logic, that.
BrokenMatchstick
Eugh. Thank God I'm an atheist.
LazarusOfEarth
Thank God I spent five minutes of my God given life watching this video and reading all the comments!
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Thank God I'm nailed to this cross and filled with looooooooveeeeee, come sing with me before the shock sets in.
Shotgun Jackson
That's true how can I be raped? God, are you listening?
Wombles
Bad > Good

It's so simple, if you don't think about it.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Thank I have God for Verizon DSL.
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