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Desc:Chuck Missler proves the fairy tale of evolution wrong with undeniable evidence.
Category:Science & Technology, Religious
Tags:Evolution, intelligent design, creationism, peanut butter, chuck missler
Submitted:Taco Chakra
Date:03/27/07
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Comment count is 49
Hooker
It takes skill to misrepresent an idea and then fail to disprove the misrepresentation.
xenocide
Aw, I was hoping to find something alive in my peanut butter. I want a peanut butter pet!
Solro
Bullshit! I just had a deer jump out of a bottle of ketchup!
Caminante
I certainly can't argue against that.
Afgh
The very last line is so awesome.
Exegesis_Saves
How does my submission go into the hopper and then mysteriously appear? Fuck y'all
romancingtrain
People don't understand big numbers
Meatsack Jones
So electrocuting peanut butter gives us ants? Sign me up for god!
Gamara II
There was a live earwig in a sealed jar of jelly I bought from Safeway once. Does that count?
Feyd
I'd really like to know what people like this think they're saying. GOOBLE PORK DOOP DOOP P BUTTER
Killer Joe
Baroo?
minimalist
This guy is the McGyver of fundie dumbshittery. Up next: how canola oil disproves global warming.
Smellvin
Cars don't work either; oil = carbon compound yet dead chipmunks and carrots don't make my engine go
Ahriman the Creepy Lurker
Well, I'm convinced. Clearly the peanut butter proves that God exists.
phalsebob
For one hundred years milliosn of microscope eye people have been experimenting...
RockBolt
What
sosage
"Thank God I am retarded"
Dummy Rum
I drank ten bottles of Evian and didn't get drunk. Does that mean there's no Jesus?
Hooper_X
Huh. I guess it really IS Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
takewithfood
The most depressing thought I can possibly imagine is that I'm of the same species as these people.
sudan no1
I can track my ancestry back to a jar of peanut butter, I don't know what these guys are on about.
Stog
What the hell
Camonk
There's nothing, absolutely nothing, that can do this justice. Truly, we're the wonders of God
kingarthur
In a word: wow.
KozmicBlue
I'm glad someone finally simplified evolution into peanut butter. Now I get it.
blackbetta
Bananas and peanut butter go well t ogether - especially in creationist arguments
B_Ko
"blasting matter with energy?" What the fuck, are you Mary Shelly or something?
voodoo_pork
I once found a small monkey inside my jar of peanut butter. EAT THAT!
mysterycar
do people who don't believe in evolution start regressing? could the universe be that ironic?
Rodents of Unusual Size
Well if peanut butter tells me there's a god, who am I to disagree??
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
no way, there was a new ant in that jar
poples
So he's claiming that the known universe didn't come from a jar of peanut butter. I dig. Does that mean I get to go to heaven?
Billy the Poet
That's their slam dunk? THAT?
Nyms Lives!
CHEATERS! If you look closely when he opens the jar, one side of the foil is already up. So obviously before filming this, they checked a bunch of jars off camera and discarded all of the ones with spontaneously generated elephants in them.
Quad9Damage
And the worst part? A lot of people will watch this video and be TOTALLY CONVINCED.
SharoKham
From YouTube:
"boozehound420

lol. Evolution doesnt make a single claim to what sparked life. And were not even shur what did yet. If we did we would be creating new life, with a different type of DNA(different protein markers) most likely."

If we can get that much lucidity from a guy named boozehound420 who types like that, then I think we might be okay.

CornOnTheCabre
if this guy's an engineer, i'm the archbishop of canterbury
Harveyjames
'If god exists, and is everywhere at once, why, when I open this jar of peanut butter doesn't he jump out saying BOOGA BOOGA BLOO!!? God doesn't exist. Our entire food industry depends on it.'
elm axo
Fuck this guy, that made my brain bleed with angry pain
oogaBooga
Peanut Butter + Energy = New Life

Got it.

Say, we got any spare energy lying around? Any kind will do.
afp3683
If I were God I would have put a slimy bald monkey fetus in that jar, just to see the dude's reaction.
Keefu
Can I configure my peanut butter jar to produce hot chicks?
mysterycar
I have the whole DVD this clip is from! Someone has been leaving them on the ground around my university
lucienpsinger
And did you bring any to share with the rest of the class?

Dan Druff
Something I hadn't realized before: when he shows you the inside of the jar of peanut butter, the foil top was already opened.

I'm guessing that means that someone checked inside, before taping, just to be CERTAIN that jar of peanut butter hadn't evolved a mouse inside, without them knowing it.
Bort
Or perhaps they had to get rid of the mouse?

IrishWhiskey
Oh don't worry Mister. I can promise I'll never forget it.
kingofthenothing
explaining dumb shit to other dumb shits to convince them of whatever they already believe must be a very lucrative industry or dumb shit like this would never get made.
kingofthenothing
You can quote me on that.

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