This is like 10 years old, surely it's on here already, right?
it's badly titled and dead.
"In lighter news; Today motorists swerving to avoid some ducks caused a 38 car pileup. 8 people dead, 42 injured, 14 critically. And the duckies made it safely across!"
"It FOWLED traffic for 6 hours! ah ha!"
Oh yeah, didn't catch that timestamp. I see this quite a bit actually, but unfortunately it's usually with a less happy outcome. And that is exactly what happens when you try to have it both ways, making your community a nice happy wildlife habitat but building it up and increasing car traffic at the same time.
“It’s just the risk to the person, human, is greater than the ducks,” Nielson said. “No one wants to hit the ducks, and I get that, but we’ve all driven on a freeway and we’re never thinking, will I need to stop ahead?”
Fuck you Minnesota!
Needs "induced sphincter clenching" tag.
Cuts off before they start hopping onto alligators' heads.
|Binro the Heretic |
I had someone hit a duck right next to my car going the opposite way once. It exploded all over my windshield. I could have died. Never hit a duck, they're like IEDs.
|Robin Kestrel |
Goddamn stupid ducks.
why aren't they called bug dogs?
Off they go to start a hockey team in Anaheim.
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