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Category:Science & Technology, Horror
Tags:eggs, SCIENCE!, Ashens, vaguely unsettling
Submitted:Old_Zircon
Date:07/25/15
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infinite zest
I wonder what happens when you stick your dick in it?
duck&cover
Depends, do you want it soft or hard boiled?

duck&cover
It shits out an egg-turd. Yum.
Jimmy Labatt
I saw this two weeks ago and was going to submit it but got sidetracked. God Bless Old Z for picking up the slack!
Old_Zircon
Weird, because it was only 5 or 6 hours old when I submitted it. Did he have another one that got taken down or something?

Jimmy Labatt
Actually it turns out I watched a different review of the same product (equally as disgusting and thus POETV worthy).

Redford
While I realize that it is Ashen's job to complain about everything he reviews, was I the only one who found it slightly absurd that he would expect a machine to take two cooked eggs and somehow transform them into an omelet?
Jimmy Labatt
Shut up or I'll bust you in your horizontal grill.

infinite zest
I skipped around this one but if you watch the end he kind of gets into that. It's like expecting a Kurig to produce a cappuccino with an artisinal symbol in the froth. I could see how this could come in handy on camping trips, or when you're sleeping out of your car because your girlfriend kicked you out, and plus it looks better than most of the omlettes I attempt to make anyway.

Years ago I had an even more useless product. I think it was called Joe Egg and it was a tiny little frying pan to make egg patties the perfect size of egg McMuffins. We got this from my then parents in law because my wife at the time casually mentioned how McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast by the time she's commuting to work. Like Ashens Says, it does what it says on the tin, but seriously! Is it that fucking difficult to make an egg patty that at least RESEMBLES a fucking egg McMuffin?

At least this could come in handy for the Egg Weary Traveler in us all..

RockBolt
There's an even more elaborate appliance for that, it is a toaster that also cooks a circular egg patty and warms meat to make your own McMuffin. It seems like it takes up a huge chunk of your counter and is more complicated than just heating up a skillet and tossing an egg in there.

Binro the Heretic
There's a more compact breakfast sandwich maker.

It has a bottom chamber for the bottom bread, cheese and (pre-cooked) meat. And there's a top chamber with a slide-out bottom for the egg and top bread.

It works pretty well. But it's about as much hassle as cooking the individual elements as usual.

SolRo
" Is it that fucking difficult to make an egg patty that at least RESEMBLES a fucking egg McMuffin?"

Yes.

Go try it.
Old_Zircon
This is how you do it:

http://www.amazon.com/Lodge-LMS3-Miniature-Skillet-3-5-inch/dp /B000LXA9YI

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