|memedumpster - 2015-07-28 |
I liked this movie, it looks and plays like an 80's pulp sci fi novel cover. Every time the drones make a noise, I pretend it's dronespeak for "my bad."
I accept all ridicule I deserve for this opinion, I wont resist.
I really liked it for the aesthetic, even if the twist was super obvious 5 minutes into the movie. (all they had to do was omit the "5 year memory wipe" line)
Someone pointed out that it was Phantom Menace taking place entirely on Naboo.
Cruise = Anakin, is a slave
Drone army = droid army
Morgan Freeman & Wife = Jedi who change his life when a ship crash lands
Rag tag group battles drone army on the ground while Anakin flies up to blow up the mothership from inside.
Two Jar Slave
Tatooine. Naboo is the water planet, where everything is soft and smooth.
Yeah. The plot isn't great and the climax in particular is just bland as hell, but the look and sound of everything honestly makes it work the watch. It's a cool flick.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-07-28 |
Tom Cruise is one of the only celebrities where I will celebrate his death. Fucking child kidnapping piece of shit. I hope he and David Miscavige fall on a land mine together someday. Five stars for how fucking evil he is and how he keeps getting hundred million dollar movies because people refuse to boycott his self-loathing Scientology ass.
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the other celebrity deaths I will celebrate are all also Scientologists. Except maybe Ted Nugent, that guy is also an asshole.
There's been a lot of rumors going around Clearwater that Cruise is considering leaving the CoS pretty publicly. Might happen, you never know.
Shame, because Edge of Tomorrow was one of the best summer action movies of the decade.
The best video game movie not based on a video game!
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It would be deliciously awesome if Cruise were to go to war with his totalitarian butt buddy Miscavige, but I don't think it will ever happen. He only plays heroes in movies. In real life he's a spineless coward who quietly oversees the enslavement of children in work camps, and so apparently does the FBI. I will never understand why they didn't just raid these places and arrest everyone involved in that whole fascist little operation.
|fedex - 2015-07-28 |
now that's a drone
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