i personally use a tiny 6 hole wood flute that cost 1$ and a small drum I dug out of a dumpster to entertain my dog
infinite zest I called my cat a dicksqueeze about a week ago and I think he's still mad at me. He's smart. He knows when I'm on the phone with the vet to get him new nail caps.
Binro the Heretic I should have written a song about that cat my mom loved and I hated, but it's hard to find something that rhymes with, "Stop shitting in front of my bedroom door, you nasty mother-fucker."
infinite zest Stop kneading on top of the dresser drawer, you glastly butler slugger?
Prickly Pete Ironic ukelele cover. We get it, you're precious.
Mr. Purple Cat Esq. I think this version is better than the original tho. Re the original, I think the lyrics are really good (silly lyrics) but the backing track is incredibly lame + even the delivery of the lyrics seems quite lacklustre and not very impactful.