No wonder we don't see more turtle vs. cats matchups: It's not a fair fight

Scoot scoot scoot CHOMP...... scoot scoot CHOMP... Angry turtle.

Add Jaws theme for additional effect.

The turtle should be shouting "Shabbos!! Shabbos!!"

That turtle is a real jerk.

You can run, but you can't hide from THE INEXORABLE SINGLEMINDED TORTISE.

That turtle fought in NAM! He ain't takin' no shit from a cat.

Tenacious Turtle - keeps the cats off his fucking lawn.

Master Splinter's most beloved pupil. NEXT WEEK: Supertortoise literally rapes a lion.

Ghost cat unfazed.

Sooo, does the tortoise hate cats, or is it just an asshole? All they want is to take a nap, man!

The tortise almost gives up, then thinks for a sec and goes "you know what? FUCK YOU, LETS DO THIS"

I would buy that turtle an icecream cone

this is the second-best turtle video on poetv

The tortoise could just be aggressively horny..and we've all seen what that looks like.

He doesn't have a problem with cats, he has a problem with lazy layabouts. Get a job, kitty!

I'm actually a bit unnerved by how fast that turtle moved.

That cat is a real pussy.

Nature at its finest, just chilling out in the garden.