No wonder we don't see more turtle vs. cats matchups: It's not a fair fight
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Scoot scoot scoot CHOMP...... scoot scoot CHOMP... Angry turtle.
Add Jaws theme for additional effect.
The turtle should be shouting "Shabbos!! Shabbos!!"
That turtle is a real jerk.
You can run, but you can't hide from THE INEXORABLE SINGLEMINDED TORTISE.
That turtle fought in NAM! He ain't takin' no shit from a cat.
Tenacious Turtle - keeps the cats off his fucking lawn.
Master Splinter's most beloved pupil. NEXT WEEK: Supertortoise literally rapes a lion.
|murph the surf |
Ghost cat unfazed.
Sooo, does the tortoise hate cats, or is it just an asshole? All they want is to take a nap, man!
The tortise almost gives up, then thinks for a sec and goes "you know what? FUCK YOU, LETS DO THIS"
|Jimmy Labatt |
I would buy that turtle an icecream cone
this is the second-best turtle video on poetv
The tortoise could just be aggressively horny..and we've all seen what that looks like.
|The Hater |
He doesn't have a problem with cats, he has a problem with lazy layabouts. Get a job, kitty!
I'm actually a bit unnerved by how fast that turtle moved.
|Centennial Ostrich |
That cat is a real pussy.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Nature at its finest, just chilling out in the garden.
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