blackbetta      No wonder we don't see more turtle vs. cats matchups: It's not a fair fight
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j lzrd / swift idiot      Scoot scoot scoot CHOMP...... scoot scoot CHOMP... Angry turtle.
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stanleypain      Add Jaws theme for additional effect.
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voodoo_pork      The turtle should be shouting "Shabbos!! Shabbos!!"
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Aernaroth2      That turtle is a real jerk.
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Repomancer      You can run, but you can't hide from THE INEXORABLE SINGLEMINDED TORTISE.
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Gurlugon      That turtle fought in NAM! He ain't takin' no shit from a cat.
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Bone_Vulture      Tenacious Turtle - keeps the cats off his fucking lawn.
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xenocide      Master Splinter's most beloved pupil. NEXT WEEK: Supertortoise literally rapes a lion.
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murph the surf      Ghost cat unfazed.
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Camonk      Sooo, does the tortoise hate cats, or is it just an asshole? All they want is to take a nap, man!
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Ursa_minor      The tortise almost gives up, then thinks for a sec and goes "you know what? FUCK YOU, LETS DO THIS"
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Jimmy Labatt      I would buy that turtle an icecream cone
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Kapow      this is the second-best turtle video on poetv
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kingarthur      The tortoise could just be aggressively horny..and we've all seen what that looks like.
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The Hater      He doesn't have a problem with cats, he has a problem with lazy layabouts. Get a job, kitty!
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Caminante      I'm actually a bit unnerved by how fast that turtle moved.
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Centennial Ostrich      That cat is a real pussy.
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme      Nature at its finest, just chilling out in the garden.
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