hahaha more like Star Wars - No Hope... ... for the children.

Chess peice = classy.

Pork Chops and Applesauce

2/3 of adults in his county don't have a high school diploma. And he lost

See http://kwerkyproductions.com/ for his short movies.

Holy christ. I'd vote for him.

What we need are presidential candidates making commercials like this one.

Athletics AND the arts? Liar.

Damn, that accent is fucked up.

I like his earnestness. It almost overcomes the child-molester vibe.

Well, it's not as bad as I feared.

Sad that they don't have Nascar races there anymore. The one race I ever saw in person was there.

Did he comb his hair like Uncle Owen on purpose or is this just what he looks like?