|oddeye - 2015-08-21 |
vlogger, fucking hell I hate that word.
Blogger, vlogger... more like dead horse flogger, am I right?
Do you have a beef with portmanteaus? Should we just say "video web logger" to make you happy?
John Holmes Motherfucker
If 1998 JHM could eavesdrop on 2015 JHM, talking, as I sometimes do, about blogging, tweeting, googling,and youtube, it would probably sound like something out of a clockwork orange.
if it makes you feel better I cringed a I typed it
I have a beef with your rancid queef.
Got sailor jizz,
up in your biz,
weiner's lacking fiz.
gonna share that with social media outlets and spread it through the vloggersphere.
Are you turning this into a rap battle?
Aren't you down for a battle?
'the matter son?
used to be a bull,
now your just cattle.
What you call rap, I call prattle
baby with a rattle.
RAP! BATTLE! RAP! BATTLE!
Come on, Cena, fucking GO!!!
... and crazy eyed wives were walking their rounds,
and binding with briars my fleshy desires.
You sound like an old man sounding absurd
Shaking your cane when the kids use new words
Trying to sound too cool
Cause you don't use social media like a 20th century fool
Well its twenty fifteen, get with the times
Vlog is in the dictionary, its not a lingual crime
I'm on my Twitter account making my rounds
Tweeting how much you suck now the twittersphere know yous a clown
|oddeye - 2015-08-21 |
Boob checks out his options, get's caught somehow and makes it right. What is the issue here?
A christian that claims they never sin is a lying sinner asshole tbh.
The problem is that this douchebag (as with so many other Christian douchebags) keeps claiming perfection. Even in this video, he claims that he's already taken care of this mistake, and he has "completely been cleansed of this sin." No, he hasn't been. He may have done the best he could to ameliorate the effects of his mistake, but he hasn't been "completely cleansed of his sin."
These fuckers desperately want to believe (and proclaim) that God has let them achieve perfection. When they stumble (and will stumble, because they're human) they "cleanse themselves" of that mistake, and carry on, perfect as ever.
They really need to learn true humility. But they never will, because humility is kinda painful, and their religion is all about feeling good.
Fuck this guy and his nodding agreeable wife.
Tough American Bouncer
Also, doesn't it cost quite a lot to use that service? Meaning that it must have been more deeper thing than just a look.
Juice Eggs McKenna
According to St Paul, the crucifixion absolved all Christians of sins they had committed up until their baptism. After that point, any sin at all is an automatic mandatory sentence of eternal death.
Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
"and their religion is all about feeling good."
If one could take that element, ie. not feel bad about personal trifling things, and drop the whole, pompous, blind element ie. feel bad about climate change, then thats a pretty good life philosophy imo
|infinite zest - 2015-08-21 |
So, they just released ALL the names? I understand for hypocrites like Josh Duggar or any other celebrity that publicly denounces the very thing he or she is caught engaging in, like Ted Haggard, Duggar or half of the Catholic Church. But if it was just some normal Christian guy with a web blog, who really gives a shit?
This dude and his squideyed wife made a big splash a few weeks ago;
"They became an internet sensation in August this year with two videos - one that showed Sam 'surprising' Nia with the news that she was pregnant, another announcing she had miscarried."
He has also commented at length about how much of a perfect family man he is, and also Jesus.
If you are going to whore for fame, you might get fucked.
OK I didn't know that.. also it IS different when you're married. When I was in a monogamous marriage my wife would read the "I saw you" section of the local rag, looking to see if anybody described her as "cute girl on the bus" or whatever. I was a little jealous but I chalked it up to her narcissistic nature. It was no different than the fact that I still looked at porn when she wasn't around; in fact I felt a lot WORSE for doing that.
But there is something inherently and naturally sexy about knowing that someone out there, besides your significant other, finds you attractive, and not some pornstar you'll probably never meet who loves you like a robot would for 10 minutes (or whatever), so I can see the temptation. So I dunno, knowing this I see him as more of a d-bag, but given that he claims to have set up this account years ago, I don't really see how the two necessarily relate: when my wife turned out running away with my friend I should've seen it coming based on those behavioral warning signs though. Oh well.. What JHM said.
Saints? Get out of here with your voodoo, cultist.
I'm of the opinion that shit like this is somewhat self-regulating. Yes, everyone that used the website got outed, but that dentist out in pittsburgh that used the site?
No one cares.
Maybe their spouses are clever enough to search the lists, maybe not, but outside of a shouting match and maybe divorce, regular adulators won't show up in the news. Frankly there's too much data to pick on regular private citizens that just want some on the side. On top of that I figure there are a lot of people that will never get caught because the search is more complex than using google.
It's always shitty to some degree to dox anyone, but if you don't want to get caught, don't fucking pay for things with a credit card.
Hypocrites (in this case a pile of pro-marriage right-wingers like this guy and Duggar heeheehee!), are the juiciest targets because we love watching that shit crash and burn.
I guess they wanted celebrity without scrutiny.
(Also, was this the guy who tried to get into lego world for free because he is internet famous?)
Eww.. I clicked through and they even use that dumb "Juno" font for their cover photo on their channel like their idyllic life is some goddamn sitcom on ABC. And he said something not necessarily homophobic but definitely anti-gay marriage (which is in and of itself homophobic like it or not).. fuck, this, guy,
A little off topic but there was a "Farmers Market" that opened up near my house that everyone was excited for because it was indoors, great location, etc. but the owner put something on his facebook comparing homosexuality to beastiality (almost paraphrasing that one guy) and the store was being protested while it was still being built. So what do they do? HANG RAINBOW FLAGS EVERYWHERE AND HIRE SOME GAY EMPLOYEES YAAAY! They're shutting their doors in a week after less than a year of opening because nobody went in there. I feel bad for the employees who lost their jobs, but even if God forgives, the public at large will not.
Why does his wife look like she might need to be Voight-Kampffed?
She's fully poseable.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-08-21 |
I don't have speakers on this particular computer, I can't imagine that sound would make this better.
|That guy - 2015-08-22 |
I'm lookin' for forgiveness from someone
Other than my wife
Other than my wife
Jesus Christ is ri-hi-hight!!
|kamlem - 2015-08-22 |
|TeenerTot - 2015-08-22 |
I don't fucking care if you were on AM. Just stop spouting shit about "sinfulness."
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2015-08-22 |
"Fleshly Desires" should be someone's band name.
|Hooker - 2015-08-22 |
So, I knew he was an ass when he suggested that I may already know that he's been implicated in the Ashley Madison reveal. Jesus Christ.
|15th - 2015-08-22 |
Shoot, I feel guilty about shitty things I do. Maybe this guy has some answers.
no, that makes you try to not do shitty things
these people are all "I ate a baby but God forgave me! Let's try that again!"
Just pray to jebus, then you don't have to feel bad about doing terrible things.
also you get free heaven.
|Hugo Gorilla - 2015-08-23 |
|spikestoyiu - 2015-08-23 |
Everything this couple does is a desperate attempt to "go viral". This guy was an RN before they started raking in that sweet YouTube money, so he quit a job that may actually help people to chase Internet fame. And he found it by first pretending to surprise his wife with her own positive pregnancy test (by claiming he secretly ripped a pregnancy test into a pee-filled toilet... seriously). He also just got bounced from a VLOGGER CONFERENCE (otherwise known as hell on Earth) for threatening another VLOGGER.
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