In true TED fashion, he struggles a little to find something suitably highbrow to talk about... but who fucking cares?!?! It's GWAR!!!
What was his role in the Slave Pit? Was he one of the roadies?
Oh shit, wait a minute, he's the original Beefcake! Also Blothar! I had no clue he'd become an academic, but that's fucking... actually, that's fucking terrible. SCUMDOGS HAVE NO NEED OF BOOKS AND LETTERS. Bow before Blothar, puny human, and beg forgiveness!
I'd be surprised if he wasn't. Gwar is totally an academic band.
Eh.. I couldn't make it past 5 minutes. It's like being told that Santa Claus doesn't exist in your mid 30s, you've heard it before and you know the truth, but you don't want it brought up over and over again either. To me, GWAR are NOT from Richmond Virginia!
I knew they were well-educated art school grads (that's one of the things that got me into art), but I had no idea any of them had earned their PhDs, or had gone on to teaching! Are any of the others teachers, too?! And is there still time to sign up for their classes? I would be willing to move to Virginia.
^ Sorry, have to correct myself, I knew their FALSE HUMAN ALTER-EGOS were well-educated art school grads.
Not sure why they picked "nerds" as their secret-identities, but perhaps they believed it would be harder for their enemies to track them down.
I don't know why this popped into my head but I'd like to see GWAR vs. Ziggy Stardust.
Ziggy Gwardust. Perfect stripper name!
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That's the original Beefcake the Mighty speaking there.
GWAR has always been thinking-persons' metal.
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