blackbetta See? There are worse things in the Amazon than piranhas
ninja related crimes "Hey baby, my candiru fish was six inches long and half an inch wide. That's internal dimensions."
Namor Suddenly, speedos become much more appealing than baggy shorts.
RandomFerret My favourite thing about the candiru is that it only attacks things that are actively emitting ammonia and urea.
Basically, everybody who's ever been attacked was pissing in the same water they were swimming in and totally deserved it.