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Parasites are, by far, the most horrifying animal nature ever produced.
"I didn't think something that big could fit up my peehole!"
Haha, "Dr. Johnson."
The re-enactment is golden.
This combined with humboldt squid are all the reasons I need to never enter any body of water again.
What exactly was that they showed up at -3:18?
narrated by phil hartman's impression of peter graves
Hey, it was in Naked Lunch and a Venture Bros. episode, it MUST be real.
See? There are worse things in the Amazon than piranhas
"Hey baby, my candiru fish was six inches long and half an inch wide. That's internal dimensions."
Suddenly, speedos become much more appealing than baggy shorts.
My favourite thing about the candiru is that it only attacks things that are actively emitting ammonia and urea.
Basically, everybody who's ever been attacked was pissing in the same water they were swimming in and totally deserved it.
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