PARLOR ROOM SNAPS

Dayum!

He didn't get "rekt"; he told that bitch off, ain't his fault she can't recognize a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity when it comes her way. Darcy's a straight talker and he doesn't front with anyone; if Eliza can't handle his honesty, or his OG status, then that's her problem.

And besides, why would Darcy want to marry Elizabeth, anyway? Dude's got, like, mad money, and this sweet-ass crib down Derbyshire way. He could bang damn near any Georgian bitch he wants! Why sweat one HB7 who doesn't even come from a good family?

D-Money played his game wrong; he negged way too hard, triggered the bitch shield, and failed her shit test miserably. But that's no big deal: it's her loss, not his.

A cautionary tale about letting your pimp hand weaken.