|infinite zest - 2015-09-13 |
Since I'm drinking a Hamms at the moment (4.49 for a six pack), Hamms is the second best of the national piss beers, especially with grapefruit or orange juice. Save yourself 4 bucks at the bar by getting a Hamms tallboy and a pintglass with a little bit of grapefruit juice in it instead of a Steigel or Schofferhofer!
1. Did you get your beer from the Land of Sky Blue Waters?
2. What is the first best national piss beer?
The "Land of Sky Blue Waters" refers to Minnesota, but these days it's brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. It's a Midwest thing but there's always been a fierce rivalry between the two states (and Wisconsin and Chicago but not the state of Illinois) but I got mine at a Plaid Pantry.
The first best national piss beer is Rainier. Mostly because of this commercial which I'm sure is on poetv but I'm lazy and kinda drunk now so I ain't searchin' shit!
From my experience Sconnies' have an undying hatred for FIB's (Fucking Illinois Bastards), for some unknown reason. Probably sports rivalries?
Anyway, Hamms is cheap as shit, and it tastes slightly less terrible than most of it's competitors.
It's more that rich Illinoisances (mainly from Chicagoland) buy vacation land here so that they can drive like maniacs to get to it on Friday afternoons and spend a 'relaxing' weekend being assholes before going back Sunday evening.
At least that's why I always thought FIBs were so hated.
Oh yeah! I totally forgot about "FIB" but my dad in law used to say it all the time until I finally asked. It's probably other parts too, but a lot of people who work in Chicago bought condos in Milwaukee because the train commute to Chicago is only 45 minutes or so, raising the rent and the need for more condos, like some sort of reverse gentrification. But I guess it's the same in Oregon; people curse California and Washington license plates when in fact they're really just bitching about 3 or 4 cities, but nobody's going to commute from Portland to Seattle or San Francisco daily like they do in Milwaukee..
Packers 31 Bears 23.
When i think of FIB's I think of areas like Door County and other little resort towns. Completely empty 3/4th's of the year Packed to the gill's in summer with asshole's in yacht shoes.
Also, I have never seen much animosity towards Minnesotans.
|Chocolate Jesus - 2015-09-13 |
its a big fat dupe, with linked tags
It's a known fact that Hamms causes dupe vision if you drink enough of it, ChoJo!
having an excuse to be a dick doesn't make you any less of a dick.
hey there's a way to one star something without being such a dick
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