Can I still pretend you called me a hot tramp?
|Oscar Wildcat |
Now Halloween Jack is a real cool cat,
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase.
The elevator's broke,
so he slides down a rope.
Onto the street below,
oh Tarzan, go man go.
Meet his little hussy with her ghost town approach.
Her face is sans feature,
but she wears a Dali brooch.
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake.
Wrecked up and paralyzed,
Diamond Dogs are sableized.
I wish I was playing a game about Halloween Jack.
And how he hunts down and kills that copycat wannabe Jack Skellington.
Press the left mouse button to snort cocaine. Press the right mouse button to snort more cocaine. Press the spacebar to dissolve your current band and replace it with a funky soul band complete with a young Luther Vandross to arrange and produce for you.
Why would anyone be enraged by something so hilarious?
|infinite zest |
Ocelot always did seem like the kid most likely to shower with his clothes on..
So.. does the shower model swap work for D-Horse as well?
|Two Jar Slave |
I adore Revolver Ocelot's coral scarf. I have a serious question about this, though, and I hope one of you can answer it. Will the soaking-wet ammunition in Revolver Ocelot's (frankly ostentatious) bandolier still fire? How is this shower affecting Revolver Ocelot's combat readiness?
kojima wanted this to happen.
|Tough American Bouncer |
Quiet/Ocelot swaps seem to fit to the tone of the game better.
I'm a little bit sad to find out that the swap option is just for PC via a mod, and not a feature like on previous MGS titles for console, at least as far as I know. But those MGS games existed before the ubiquity of Youtube, so it's not a big deal I guess. I do still demand D-Horse in the shower. I will go to Kojima himself if I must.
In the game, Kaz and Ocelot often sound like divorced parents constantly contradicting each other.
KAZ: "You can't do that, Boss!"
OCELOT: "Go ahead and do that, Boss!"
Finally, we have definitive proof: games *can* be art.
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