I know dude's kind of irritating, but seriously, what in the hell were they thinking when they put Pez and Gun together.
I guess I'm not the only once who noticed that a Pez dispenser is really just a semi-automatic gun magazine.
What's the big deal about teaching kids proper suicide techniques? How else are we supposed to reduce the global population by 50%?
On a different but still relevant note, I was driving around aimlessly a couple weeks ago and happened to discover that the sole American Pez factory is only a few miles from my house. I never knew that. It is smaller than I thought it would be.
Holy shit! That place looks awesome. Now I wanna go. I actually have some unfinished business in New Haven that I need to take care of at some point. THis will definitely be part of the trip!
That sounds ominous. Murder and candy.
I have a delicious alibi! Naw it's just some stuff that belongs to someone back east, like DVDs, books and certain other things that go can go into the big machine that pez comes out of, if you get my drift, capiche?
Given the Mafia presence down here, your Pez-factory-body-disposal scenario might not be far from the truth.
IZ and EH, you need to go to the Pez factory together and film it. I've gotta see this. poeTV field trip to the Pez factory!
Say no more, good sir. *taps nose*
Meant as a reply to IZ above
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