John Holmes Motherfucker  - 2015-09-20
Reality TV doesn't get more real than this guy, bad hair weave notwithstanding.
Lt. Joe Kenda solved almost 400 homicides during his years with the Colorado Springs PD. His delicious "acting" style seems to be honed by years of interrogation, and is based on the minimum effort for the maximum effect.
I'm going to put you in a cage, Mr. Scumbag, and I'm going to do it without raising my voice or breaking a sweat, and then I'm going to finish my coffee. Would you like a cigarette?
The best part is that he can be really funny without adjusting his persona one iota. If I was Terantino, I'd be writing something for him right now.
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EvilHomer - 2015-09-20
If you love him so much, are you going to MARRY him?
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-09-20
Lord, NO!
Never marry a professional interrogator.
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SolRo - 2015-09-20
I think he just wants the chance to give him an eager sloppy blowjob
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-09-20 Jesus, it never really goes anywhere else, does it?
(2011 My Boxxy fandom is revealed.)
"Do you want to marry Boxxy?"
"He just wants to fuck her."
(2015. I post a video of my favourite Reality TV star)
"Why don't you marry him?"
"He just wants to suck his dick."
I could name a half dozen other examples of the same motif, repeated over and over. It's like junior high, except that no one ever graduates.
I know I'm to blame for this. It's cruel for me to flaunt my capacity for enjoying things in front of people who are dead inside. I'll try to be more sensitive in the future.
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EvilHomer - 2015-09-20 https://imgur.com/r/TheSimpsons/71CKF2p
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EvilHomer - 2015-09-21 You should make a video where you paste his head on top of your dancing cat gif, then have him dance with a bunch of Boxxys.
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chumbucket - 2015-09-21
He'll be the guy at the party where someone will share a joke, tell the punchline and he will be there in his non-plussed facial expression and only ask "Yeah, so what?".
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