Chandler: finding the most complicated ways to suck the fun out of both games at the same time.
In related news, we may be seeing the next issue of Sonichu as early as this Halloween!
Here's a sample page. I think it looks quite nice.
That's quite an improvement from his previous work.
What matters is that he's back to drawing. I might even commission a page or two myself.
The best part happens after the kid freaks out about his game character dying. Sonichu's daughter gives him a candle shaped cookie (because he's Jewish). Looking at the cookie flame gives him PTSD, causing him to slap the cookie out of her hand and run off screaming.
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No, the best part is black Sonichu freaking out because some Rastafarians wished him a happy Kwanzaa.
My favorite part is Simonla coming back to life. Good for Chris! Evan and the Asperpedia trolls can suck a duck.
Like most of his characters you can place Chris' own views into Black Sonichu's rant about how he hates being mislabeled. Its playing into Christine's largest retconning efforts in which she's retconning her prior homophobia. Sonichu no longer rants about being called gay, he's now angry about being "mislabeled".
I don't think Chris has ever been mislabeled as a niggo, though. Chris hates mislabelings, but you're probably reading too much into Blake's Kwanzaa meltdown - it's probably nothing more complicated than Chris being racist again.
However, it is worth pointing out that all of Sonichu's kids are queer now! Cera is a lesbian, Crystaline is bisexual, and Robee is a lesbian transgendered tomgirl, just like Chris.
You're clearly mislabeling Christine's intentions. Think about it, she rewrote Sonichu's rant around the same time she wrote Blake's Kwanzaa rant. Replace all references to black s with gays in Blake's rant and you have Chris trying to excuse his past homophobia again. Of course it has nothing to do with blacks/homos, its all about being mislabeled.
You can arrive at any conclusion you want, no matter how ridiculous, by replacing -anything- with -anything-. Replace "blacks" with "high-functioning autistics", and there: "proof" that Chris is doing a heel turn and has magically cured himself of autism. Replace "Kwanzaa" with "Gamespot Sale day": "proof" that Blachu is actually mad about blarms and getting banned from stores.
I agree with you that Chris hates mislabelings: they are one of his few weaknesses. But it's not like ALL mislabelings are related to gaybians or the CWCville gay rights retcon - to paraphrase Freud, sometimes a mislabeling is just a mislabeling. And at any rate, Christine is not now, nor has he ever been, a dang homosexual. She's a lesbian. She likes CHINA. She's got the Sailor Moon poster and stomped-on dildo to prove it!
You want to talk about mislabelings. You are a huge mislabeler. You mislabeled the Walmart masturbater as a victim. You mislabeled the Apples as ignorant, backwards, racists. The only type of people who commit such gross mislabelings are damn dirty trolls.
The Walmart Pants Adjuster is definitely a victim, and I never said the Apples were "ignorant", just that they were racist - which is demonstrably true. Racism is a character flaw, like laziness or cowardice; but so what? Racists can still have good qualities; racists can still be your friends. If you can't accept the Apple's racism, and love them despite their flaws, then I'm afraid the biggest troll here is y̲o̲u̲.
Look at Naitsirhc. Naitsirhc committed the crimes of being evil and being a homo, yet I'm sure Mayor Chandler, in her infinite compassion and wisdom, would still be willing to cast a Forgiveness Blessing on her opposite. If CWC can forgive Naitsirhc his gayness long enough to cure him with a serum, then surely you can forgive AJ her racism (which, to her credit, she's slowly learning to overcome).
I'm not sure if you even know you're mislabeling. You seem to have your own delusions. I'm not a troll and I can tolerate racists to a certain extent, but I know AJ ain't a racist. She was nervous about Zacora, but then again so was everyone else. They didn't have much contact with zebras, so they were a little scared of the unknown.
Speaking of Naitsirch. I wonder if he or possibly she will become Enitsirhc.
>> She was nervous about Zacora, but then again so was everyone else. They didn't have much contact with zebras, so they were a little scared of the unknown.
... which is classic racism. She's xenophobic; scared of the unknown.
She's been racist against: zebras, buffalo, timberwolves, chimera, cragadiles, dragons, griffins, hipsters, and of course Vampire Fruit Bats. Each time an episode deals with racism, AJ is the one who instigates the race-baiting; it's only when one of her friends sticks up for the poor oppressed creatures (Rainbow joining the Buffalo Resistance, Fluttershy turning into a badass vampire) that AJ finally sees the error of her ways! If things were left up to AJ, all of Equestria would be genocided down until only ponies and apple trees remained.
Now hold up, you're doing even more mislabeling. You're now mislabeling vampire fruit bats, chimeras, and timber wolves as sentient creatures. Those weren't reasonable beats. The chimera and timberwolves attacked her and her friends. They were beats that needed to be treated as such. Hitting a threatening bear with bear spray is not racim, but apparently it is in your book.
She didn't hate Trenderhoof, she was merely being hit on by somepony she wasn't into and let him down gently.
With Zecora once again it was a town wide thing. It wasn't her alone, the rest of the Mane 6 were also being racist.
those levels are pretty awful
5 For Christine, but this is nowhere near as good as his Little Big Planet stuff. LBP gave him so much more to work with, and he could tell intricate stories with it.
As someone born in 1985, it still feels all weird and dirty to see Sonic show up in a Mario game.
Well, this whole thing is certainly a shitty, crowded, and jumbled mess.
The levels aren't so good either.
Hey, at least no one is being physically assaulted.
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