LOL, you nahsty fuckah

^^^^5 for cognitivedissonance ^^^^ along with Archie's usual auto 5

get fatter friends

Eat luxury food for breakfast, lunch and dinner.


then starve for the other one and a half weeks before your next pay day.

Given what part of the world he lives in I was going to guess leeches. I still think it must be.

Common, subjugating the aborigines wasn't bad enough for you?

No hate for Rupert Murdoch?

Gina Rineheart is the biggest swine of them all. She wants to abolish minimum wage and she's a billionaire living off the backs of miners. I hope she is stomped in a kangaroo stampede.*







* I do not have any proof kangaroo stampedes exist but I can dream.

they do exist, and big buck boomer roos have five inch claws that can rip a sheep (or a man) in half if it lands on it during a hard run.

http://tinyurl.com/o5s7avx

They weren't even on my radar until I went to Thailand because the whole country is full of them. While Russians will probably always be #1, Australians quickly rocketed up that list after that.

This gives me hope for my initial wish.

Gina Rineheart sounds like a villain from CareBears or something so a kangaroo stampede is the best possible solution. The kangaroos would even have hearts and boomerangs and shit on their stomachs to give them the power to defeat capitalism with love.

It looks like some rednecks definition of luxury: the buffet from a cruise ship or casino.

I take it that neither of you fuckas have ever been to a Golden Corral? This is pure luxury in comparison. That being said, this brings back flashbacks to a family reunion I had in Australia when I was like 12 years old. Up until then I loved shrimp and after seeing those big ones with the eyes, I've never been able to eat them again, even the kinds without the eyes..